This minger hit on me at the gym

[Datura]

You gave her a ticket to the gun show, of course she was gonna wanna hit that.

 

[abandonallhope]

Not just ordinary swag. It had internet too!

Are you sure ?

I think I got your guy, but the bad news is that he was just perving on you when he heard you using the homo excuse to get away from his minger GF.

 

[thestaggy]

Legend.

 

[Datura]

She's just stalked me back to my next spinning class. I will see if I can sneak a photo.

 

[Datura]

 

[Ancalagon]

Waiting for the thread:
"So I'm a yoga instructor, and there is this guy who thinks he is my boyfriend..."

 

[Creag]

Some posts just have a way of making the day epic. This made me lol.

 

[froot]

Waiting for the thread:
"So I'm a yoga instructor, and there is this guy who thinks he is my boyfriend..."

So. much. win.!

 

[ShaunSA]

Waiting for the thread:
"So I'm a yoga instructor, and there is this guy who thinks he is my boyfriend... except he keeps on checking out the topless guys"

ftfy

 

[Ockie]

lol .... good one Datura. .... and yes ... I am with DJ. Haal uit en wys boeta!

 

[Alan]

So you hung in there for 20 minutes eh? Either you're excruciatingly polite or there was serious temptation....

 

[ISP cash cow]

So I do yoga at the gym and our instructor is good but my word she looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a cricket bat. Not only that, she is pretty big for a yoga instructor but that's not my problem. So anyway, I was still pretty worked up from my spinning class so I took my top off for yoga. This woman could not stop staring at me! After the class she came up to me and started full on flirting with me. Telling me how her boyfriend is a loser and cannot perform in bed blah blah blah. She told me she had keys to a private shower and that it's safe to shag there as she has done it almost everyday with other guys for months. After 20 minutes of this I just told her I was gay and made a getaway. All the time there was this creepy guy at the water cooler staring with devil eyes. I suspect that he may be her boyfriend.

datura you are an absolute legend boet!!! This made my morning!!!

 

[Datura]

So you hung in there for 20 minutes eh? Either you're excruciatingly polite or there was serious temptation....

Well, in all honesty, "bang a fat minger" was on my bucket list but korn's mom sorted that out.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

EPIC LEGEND!

 

[ShaunSA]

Well, in all honesty, "bang a fat minger" was on my bucket list but korn's mom sorted that out.

:twisted:

 

[RazedInBlack]

Lol!

 

[Alan]

Well, in all honesty, "bang a fat minger" was on my bucket list but korn's mom sorted that out.

They're that good you almost went back for seconds....

 

[satanboy]

Not just ordinary swag. It had internet too!

was he wearing a yellowing wife beater?

 

[MickeyD]

Remind me not to read OT posts while on the throne.... folks cannot understand why I laugh while making a deposit!

 

[Venomous]

Remind me not to read OT posts while on the throne.... folks cannot understand why I laugh while making a deposit!

/reports McD