This minger hit on me at the gym

[Fiesta]

 

[Rocket-Boy]

+1 to to legendary trolling abilities.
bwahahaha.

 

[Cicero]

So I do yoga at the gym and our instructor is good but my word she looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a cricket bat. Not only that, she is pretty big for a yoga instructor but that's not my problem. So anyway, I was still pretty worked up from my spinning class so I took my top off for yoga. This woman could not stop staring at me! After the class she came up to me and started full on flirting with me. Telling me how her boyfriend is a loser and cannot perform in bed blah blah blah. She told me she had keys to a private shower and that it's safe to shag there as she has done it almost everyday with other guys for months. After 20 minutes of this I just told her I was gay and made a getaway. All the time there was this creepy guy at the water cooler staring with devil eyes. I suspect that he may be her boyfriend.

Great pick up line

 

[Nerfherder]

He guy lets go to this other place were lots of other dudes have pounded my vagina ! LOL

 

[Hamster]

He guy lets go to this other place were lots of other dudes have pounded my vagina ! LOL

:wtf:

 

[droplet]

rofl

 

[Kornhub]

Well, in all honesty, "bang a fat minger" was on my bucket list but korn's mom sorted that out.

 

[Cius]

Nice!

 

[BobsLawnService]

I approve of this post.

 

[vicv]

Waiting for the thread:
"So I'm a yoga instructor, and there is this guy who thinks he is my boyfriend..."

 

[Keegan]

 

[Xino_sam]

Good One!, /running to get out of the office, laughing to loud....

 

[OGroteKoning]

Hilarious!! Make this a sticky

 

[XennoX]

Oh man, this is funny. Laughing out loud and my colleagues are looking at me like I'm some weirdo. Thanks for the laughs man.

 

[akescpt]

humberto = datura?

 

[Datura]

humberto = datura?

Piss off. I don't post utter drivel.

Not all the time at least.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Piss off. I don't post utter drivel.

Not all the time at least.

EPIC!

 

[AlphaBravo]

So no connectio yet to the "a guy hit on my girlfriend at the gym" thread? Also Yoga teacher, also shirt taken off, but a different spin...

 

[falcon786]

Lol classic stuff datura,made me laugh!

I would love to see internetswags reaction to this thread or should I say this version of the chain of events!

 

[Datura]

So no connectio yet to the "a guy hit on my girlfriend at the gym" thread? Also Yoga teacher, also shirt taken off, but a different spin...

Seriously? Link please?

EDIT: Is this the one you mean? ---> http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/555675-My-gf-got-hit-on-at-the-gym Check my reply. Wow, what a coincidence.