Top Ten Reasons: Men Are Better Than Women

Ekstasis

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I always thought the human female is superior to the human male? (Obviously not in physical strength) but...
Some would argue their make-up is more complex than males.
- emotionally stronger
- can multi task
- more organised
- handles pain better etc. etc.

According to http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/ men are well . . . better. What's your view?
 
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copacetic

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Your link is broken.

Perhaps the universe is sending you a warning?
 

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Emotionally strong?
Handles pain better?
What woman are these!?

Oh and I can multi task!
 

skimread

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Depends per relationship.

The power lies with the person that has the least to lose in a relationship irrespective of gender.
 

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I always thought the human female is superior to the human male? (Obviously not in physical strength) but...
Some would argue their make-up is more complex than males.
- emotionally stronger
- can multi task
- more organised
- handles pain better etc. etc.

According to http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/ men are well . . . better. What's your view?

I think men have one flaw: testosterone. Generally it makes them thick as bricks. Women are generally far more rational (emotional, granted, but nowhere near as "duuuuh" in the long-term thought department).

Women... periods and menopause. I don't see how going through periods every month for the rest of your life and then being greeted with menopause and thyroid issues in your retirement is any way to live :p
 

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Lol, this cracked me up
2. Marriage is stupid

Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to **** the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t ****. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re ****ing obsessed with it.

Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.


Sure, men are better than women... in some areas... like rugby...generally speaking (you get the odd amazon woman here and there of course). And worse than women... in some areas... like trying to fall pregnant :D.
 

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Emotionally strong?
Handles pain better?
What woman are these!?

Oh and I can multi task!
i've heard it said that giving birth can be equated to breaking your knee

& pain relief that takes all the pain away it something relatively new compared to giving birth.


(how true that is I don't know . . . .)
 

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i've heard it said that giving birth can be equated to breaking your knee

& pain relief that takes all the pain away it something relatively new compared to giving birth.


(how true that is I don't know . . . .)

It is true....woman do have a higher pain tolerance. They tested it on Mythbusters. They went further and tested mothers and woman who gave natural birth have a even higher tolerance for pain. I am not sure if I was dreaming...but they tested gingers also...and gingers had the lowest tolerance. lolz....strange that they cant handle pain seeing that they have no souls. Wonder what Mila would have to say about it? hehe

EDIT: Seems the gingers actually have a higher tolerance. Now it makes more sense with the no souls thing. :)

http://community.discovery.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/9401967776/m/36819814601
 
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Females are the fairer sex and I'm not talking about looks.

Every 29 days a female experiences a lesson that teaches:

- patience
- appreciation of life
- respect for life
- awareness of the cost of life

This cyclical blood lesson gives us a fundamental understanding of life, every 29 days year in and out.

Men get sent to war to understand what women instinctively know:

Life is precious.

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Don't tell me I've got my head in the sky boys, nothing is more real than the smell of blood :twisted:
 

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Men can be violent and brutal, something women almost never are.

However, women can be bitchy and petty. Neither of us is perfect. Yes, bitchiness and pettiness is not often fatal.
 

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It is true....woman do have a higher pain tolerance. They tested it on Mythbusters. They went further and tested mothers and woman who gave natural birth have a even higher tolerance for pain. I am not sure if I was dreaming...but they tested gingers also...and gingers had the lowest tolerance. lolz....strange that they cant handle pain seeing that they have no souls. Wonder what Mila would have to say about it? hehe

EDIT: Seems the gingers actually have a higher tolerance. Now it makes more sense with the no souls thing. :)

http://community.discovery.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/9401967776/m/36819814601

Actually women have a lower pain threshold to men, until they've given natural child birth, that is what that episode showed ;-) and yes Gingers had higher tolerances for pain.
 

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Why isn't this in off topic? This is not natural science. Stop ruining this section of the forum!
 

scotty777

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Hmmm, I don't think it's a male/female issue... It's more of a personal issue. Some women are serial killers, just as are some men... Some men cry lots, as do some women... and so on.
 

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Actually its been proven that women can multi task better than us. :D

True in some cases. Slaan my dood met n pap snoek if I know how they do their make up while in the car and not get freakking eye shadow up their nostrils! Amazing how they can do that so well but cant drive for sht when talking on their cell! Was nearly smashed into by a woman who was chatting away on her cell. Was right next to her and she just changed lanes like I was not even there! How she did not see me next to her is beyong human comprehension!
 

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I always thought the human female is superior to the human male? (Obviously not in physical strength) but...
Some would argue their make-up is more complex than males.
- emotionally stronger
- can multi task
- more organised
- handles pain better etc. etc.

Amazons are mythological.
 
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