TopTV porn to be story-driven and enjoyed by couples: CEO

[jes]

TopTV porn to be story-driven and enjoyed by couples: CEO

Porn broadcasts will be “scripted narrative material that could be watched by couples” says TopTV CEO

 

[Space_Chief]

Great literary works no doubt.

Girl's car breaks down on highway. Macho guy stops to fix it. They have sex.

It's not gonna be Anna Karenina.

 

[daveza]

Story-driven. :erm:

Once upon a time there was this girl with huuuge boobs tanning at the pool, when a handsome but really brainless pool guy arrives.

Once upon a time there was this girl with huuuge boobs ready to the laundry, when a handsome but really brainless plumber guy arrives.

Once upon a time there was this girl with huuuge boobs looking at a house, when a handsome but really brainless estate agent arrives.

And they all ...... happily ever after.

 

[MickeyD]

What a crock of shyte!

 

[sand_man]

What a crock of shyte!

No scat no...

 

[Bernie]

I guess ICASA councilors are going to have to watch to make sure there is a scripted story line. I am sure the license is going to stipulate free TopTV porn channels for the honoured councelors for "monitoring purposes"

 

[Reaper1242]

The story stops when the delivery guy drops the pizza.

“I’m not interested. I’m a married man and I don’t watch porn.” hahahahaha
Yea because no married man ever watched pron.

 

[WaxLyrical]

He's obviously refering to the xxx parodies.

 

[MickeyD]

He's obviously refering to the xxx parodies.

They're pretty hard core... he's referring to "soft" porn.

 

[Redeemed]

Phew...their opponents should be so relieved.

 

[mercurial]

What a cock of shyte!

FTFY

 

[JimboBob]

HAHAHAHA, this guy!

'Come on guys, this is the good one, it has a story line...'

Brilliant sales technique.

 

[Hosehead]

The story stops the moment there's a knock on the Front door.

 

[sand_man]

The story stops the moment there's a knock on the Front door.

And continues with a knock on the back door?

 

[kingrob]

LOL... did the CEO make matric?

 

[j4ck455]

“If you check the dictionary definition of porn, you will realise that porn is content that has no artistic merit. What we’re promoting here is scripted narrative material that could be watched by couples,” Mbalo told the newspaper.

If he really wants to sell this turd for all its worth, he should stop calling it "porn" and instead market it as "salacious soapies" (since it appears the target market is women who demand that there be a storyline to everything whereas we men really only care about the video content and not the superfluous chit-chat).

 

[Maverick Jester]

A storyline... in porn? Does this man actually know what he is trying to sell here...?

 

[Fulcrum29]

The script is simple: In en uit, stukkend!