[Twitter] 9 of us glued to the floor and some of us on hunger strike until our demands to decarbonise the German transport sector are met

[B-1]

If they move those cars they can put a sound proof box over each of them with some branding and go on as if they dont exist.

 

[Kieppie]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1582826499765284864

The temptation to put brooklax in their food would be insane.

'..In a decent manner.." that ship has sailed, so they should use their clothes to mop up.

Side note, anyone that has done a proper hunger strike would tell you that you don't need to defecate.
I doubt they'd be able to last past the initial discomfort though.

 

[Vorastra]

Reminds me of this:

 

[Fulcrum29]

VW are doing the correct thing here. Just leave them alone and ignore them. All VW should maybe to is move the car away from them so they don't damage it, then erect a tent around them so no-one can see them.

They need a light, otherwise they might cannibalise each other.

 

[ShaunSA]

They all want EVs but what are they going to do when there's a global cobalt shortage because the N3 is blockaded by protesters burning trucks and EV production has to halted?

Then they get Greta's wealthy friends to loan them some yachts

 

[Kieppie]

They need a light, otherwise they might cannibalise each other.

Hope they don't scratch the car.

I wonder how quickly they'll tear themselves free if someone fakes a fire drill or gas leak. I found superglue never actually sticks when you really need it to

 

[Polymathic]

Then they get Greta's wealthy friends to loan them some yachts

 

[ShaunSA]

Hope they don't scratch the car.

I wonder how quickly they'll tear themselves free if someone fakes a fire drill or gas leak. I found superglue never actually sticks when you really need it to

Feed them beans every meal... the resulting explosions will tear them apart quick enough

 

[RedViking]

1st world problems

 

[Moosedrool]

They need a light, otherwise they might cannibalise each other.

Do they know what charges a car's battery?

 

[Fulcrum29]

Detour alert!!!

German habits revealed – DW – 08/12/2015

So Germans love beer, collect kooky garden gnomes and love to dance at folk festivals? Apparently not! Germans, it seems, buck the clichés: they prefer wine, love cats and never have sex standing up.

www.dw.com

Although German men prefer to pee standing up, two thirds claim to have been "domesticated" and sit down at home. It seems, when it comes to toilet behavior at least, Germans may indeed live up to the prudish clichés.

So... who here with a penis sits down to do a number one?

 

[B-1]

Detour alert!!!

German habits revealed – DW – 08/12/2015

So Germans love beer, collect kooky garden gnomes and love to dance at folk festivals? Apparently not! Germans, it seems, buck the clichés: they prefer wine, love cats and never have sex standing up.

www.dw.com

So... who here with a penis sits down to do a number one?

How drunk are we in this theoretical detour?

 

[AstroTurf]

Detour alert!!!

German habits revealed – DW – 08/12/2015

So Germans love beer, collect kooky garden gnomes and love to dance at folk festivals? Apparently not! Germans, it seems, buck the clichés: they prefer wine, love cats and never have sex standing up.

www.dw.com

So... who here with a penis sits down to do a number one?

Have you seen a German Toilet?

 

[killerbyte]

I would start up the beautiful machines behind them and rev them up, let the room fill with the gases they are trying to fight. 15 men cannot hold an economy to ransom, but they can enjoy a painless death due to Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

 

[Fulcrum29]

Have you seen a German Toilet?

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[Kieppie]

Have you seen a German Toilet?

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Talk about bad design.
Do they fear splashback or enjoy marveling at their accomplishment?

 

[dj_jyno]

They might be barking up the wrong tree here. Porsche is busy developing synthetic fuel, and VW is going all in with BEVs.

 

[The_MAC]

Can't a few people climb into the vehicles and rev the crap out of them for like 30min straight..

 

[AstroTurf]

Talk about bad design.
Do they fear splashback or enjoy marveling at their accomplishment?

It is called an "examination plate"

 

[Moosedrool]