[Twitter] 9 of us glued to the floor and some of us on hunger strike until our demands to decarbonise the German transport sector are met

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Start the cars, give them a last 60 seconds warning. Engage drive and floor it. Less stupid for the universe.
 
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richjdavies said:
What if... Duh duh duh... These snowflake types are actually just fossil fuel funded foneys? Double twist!!
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Given how bp spent billions on marketing and pushing the greatest whataboutism in history shifting the focus from themselves leaking oil all over the planet killing eco systems over to individuals using plastic straws, ie the carbon footprint, yeah, I could actually believe some are paid puppets to keep the focus away from big oil and on your carry bag choices
 
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Kieppie said:
If she also also cooked with it, it could be called "Pleasure & Pain"
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There is a fine line between pleasure & pain.

Interestingly, she had 2 favorite spoons - each deployed under differing circumstances.
The one pictured, would be used during the course of close contact urban skirmishes - for example: around the fridge door or dining room chairs.

The other, a much longer and heavier weapon, would be brought out for long range use - typically outdoors and more specifically, around the pool. This spoon in conjuction with a wet swimming costume would yield instant results
 
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Grant said:
Oooo p0es

My mother used to chase me with a wooden spoon on a weekly basis.
I still have her trophy spoon from all those years back


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Likewise, my dad used to use a wooden spoon he used for cooking as well.

One day when I was 15 and about to get a hiding I decided to break it in half with my hands to show how “strong” I was. What a mistake that was.

My dad glued it back together silently and waited for me. It still served its purpose till about 17 although after being glued its sole purpose was for hidings and no longer cooking.
 
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Cactus said:
Likewise, my dad used to use a wooden spoon he used for cooking as well.

One day when I was 15 and about to get a hiding I decided to break it in half with my hands to show how “strong” I was. What a mistake that was.

My dad glued it back together silently and waited for me. It still served its purpose till about 17 although after being glued its sole purpose was for hidings and no longer cooking.
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My mom hit us with a spoon until it broke. Then we laughed at her in her face. That's when the old broom stick came out. Also the day the Visions of Valhalla started.
 
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Cactus said:
Reminds me of this:

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Adequately qualified for high office in any ANC government!

VW have acted with great restraint; Management should have moved the cars well away and then built a dyke round the idiots so they sat in a pool of their own waste without it spreading over the entire floor. A boerewors stand nearby would have been a reminder that hunger is not a good thing.
 
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Grant said:
Oooo p0es

My mother used to chase me with a wooden spoon on a weekly basis.
I still have her trophy spoon from all those years back


Daar sy

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Ditto. Except my mom's looked like the one pictured above yours. Then one day she broke it on my highly conditioned posterior. I laughed which in turn caused her to laugh as much as I could see her try to fight it.

My victory, however, was short-lived as this event ushered in a new weapon of arse destruction known as "The Shoe" - a far more brutal tool of butt warfare.
 
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