UFO crashes in SA

[chiskop]

A UFO was sighted at Lephalale, where it was described as a strange object "on an orange cloud, singing like a million turbines" - hitting the earth with a bang at 04:33 on Saturday.
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"It was so exceptional that I started crying. I wished my children and grandchildren could have seen it. I had not been drinking and I was in full control of my faculties," said Leonie Ras.

 

[bekdik]

What can I say? I apologise for the bad parking when I returned from alpha Centuri.

 

[LabAnimal]

i didnt realise my vibrat0r would take off at high warp when i selected top speed... Sorry...

 

[NaZKuL]

Its a bird...

its a plane...

No its a ....

UFO over Lephalale

 

[supersunbird]

How the hell does a United Furniture Outlet crash?

 

[Leitmotif]

How the hell does a United Furniture Outlet crash?

Bad heroin.

 

[jontyB]

"It was so exceptional that I started crying. I wished my children and grandchildren could have seen it. I had not been drinking and I was in full control of my faculties,"

Faculty of Bachelor Arts? She have a BA degree in creative writing?

Orange clouds and a million turbines. Sounds like something out of a Terry Pratchett novel.

 

[Leitmotif]

Was thinking Niel Gaiman, really...

Reminds me, I need to order some [more] Sandman.

 

[diabolus]

...err did i read it "crashed" ? So where's the "crash-site" ?

 

[nocilah]

fireworks?

 

[Leitmotif]

...err did i read it "crashed" ? So where's the "crash-site" ?

Cover-up... you'll see the crash site if you take CSI's special torches and glasses to Oom Koos' field...

 

[noswal]

Broken Bow in South Africa?

 

[Pitbull]

If they have technology light years beyond our own... They travel @ speed of light and can travel kazilion miles on a tank.... Why would they crash ?

 

[jontyB]

If they have technology light years beyond our own... They travel @ speed of light and can travel kazilion miles on a tank.... Why would they crash ?

Telkom's WiFi tests caused interference.

 

[Leitmotif]

If they have technology light years beyond our own... They travel @ speed of light and can travel kazilion miles on a tank.... Why would they crash ?

They didn't crash, they were hijacked.

 

[d0b33]

If they have technology light years beyond our own... They travel @ speed of light and can travel kazilion miles on a tank.... Why would they crash ?

Women drivers are all the same I guess?

 

[Highflyer_GP]

If they have technology light years beyond our own... They travel @ speed of light and can travel kazilion miles on a tank.... Why would they crash ?

According to Einstein it's difficult (if not impossible) for a sufficiently large vessel to exceed the speed of light. Consider this: You're traveling at twice the speed of light and you turn on a flashlight in the direction that you're traveling, the light emitted from the flashlight would shine in the opposite direction to that which you're traveling.

Now the real question is why isn't anybody out there searching the supposed crash site? And what did they find? Surely there are light aircrafts capable of viewing the area from a relatively close distance at a reasonable speed.

 

[DragonLogos]

Typical Greys... can't hold their drink, one beer and they are clinging on to you, telling you how everyone hates them, and that it was their dad that was one of the Roswell Six

 

[Freshy-ZN]

Typical Greys... can't hold their drink, one beer and they are clinging on to you, telling you how everyone hates them, and that it was their dad that was one of the Roswell Six

ROFL

 

[Syndyre]

Typical Greys... can't hold their drink, one beer and they are clinging on to you, telling you how everyone hates them, and that it was their dad that was one of the Roswell Six

LMAO