Universities and Colleges Union: Anyone should be allowed to 'identify' as black regardless of the colour of their skin or background

Mar Vin

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I can see you are going to need a lot of help transitioning. Who goes to a Boksburg pub after a round of golf of an afternoon? Maybe to Chivalry....but never some run-of-the-mill pub with the riff-raff
@McSack ...thank you. Well see if I make sure to have some of you seasoned whites on my side to show me ropes then I wont go wrong....
Remember Zulu on my stoep? I Cant be that guy. I need to nail this....
 

Mar Vin

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It's sad that you aspire to be a commin white. Those okes in boksburg don't give a fsck what colour you, they'll be more than happy to bliksem anybody. Won't catch me dead in a boksburg pub...
Noted....No boksburg pub for me...

Ill spend my afternoons driving around looking for more upper class white hang outs instead.
 

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But what is the use if you are killed before you turn 3?

I'll let you in on a little secret or two if our superior western medicine can't help. We're gods chosen people so have the option of reincarnation returning with twice the wealth OR we go to white eutopia heaven with unlimited riches where each of us is given 100 black slaves to serve us 24/7. Most opt for the latter.
 

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Everybody is calling this nuts, but silent and in fear of being labelled a bigot over the transgender issue.

I'm old school - you can identify as whatever you like, but if you have an outie you're a bloke, if you have an innie you're a girl/woman.

Finis, klaar, nothing more to discuss.
 

ponder

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Ill spend my afternoons driving around looking for more upper class white hang outs instead.

Dude, you're white now, you don't drive! You have got a black chauffeur called James to drive you around in the comfort of your bentley/maybach/rolls (you own all three btw so pick whatever suits your mood) while you sip on R250k scotch made by a white monk in 1273.

I can see this whiteness thing is new to you but please do try and catch up.
 

HunterNW

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Seeing my James identified as white i'll have to drive home myself. But i'll identify as black, drive batschit crazy, open my own gate and then go back as being white.
Easy.
 

Mar Vin

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Dude, you're white now, you don't drive! You have got a black chauffeur called James to drive you around in the comfort of your bentley/maybach/rolls (you own all three btw so pick whatever suits your mood) while you sip on R250k scotch made by a white monk in 1273.

I can see this whiteness thing is new to you but please do try and catch up.
Hey man....what? Are you telling me the whites I see through my workplace window working at Standard bank, driving themselves, using buses etc, might just be Coloured in fact>?
 

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I'll let you in on a little secret or two if our superior western medicine can't help. We're gods chosen people so have the option of reincarnation returning with twice the wealth OR we go to white eutopia heaven with unlimited riches where each of us is given 100 black slaves to serve us 24/7. Most opt for the latter.
Apologies - I didn't realize you were descendant of Einstein. Please accept my gratitude.
 

rambo919

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Hey man....what? Are you telling me the whites I see through my workplace window working at Standard bank, driving themselves, using buses etc, might just be Coloured in fact>?
Yep, apparently all SA whites are 2% coloured or something, some just live it out more than others.
 

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White guys...one question before I become white....

May I refrain from the flip flops and constant short shorts?
 

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White guys...one question before I become white....

May I refrain from the flip flops and constant short shorts?
Nein. You must at all times wear socks with your flops. That is the proper German way. The comb in the sock is optional, but is a hit with the ladies, so ultimately up to you.
 
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