Universities and Colleges Union: Anyone should be allowed to 'identify' as black regardless of the colour of their skin or background

[ponder]

Apologies - I didn't realize you were descendant of Einstein. Please accept my gratitude.

All whites have IQs of 140+

 

[rambo919]

All whites have IQs of 140+

No those are the retards, the average is 160

 

[HunterNW]

All whites have IQs of 140+

I was cheated at birth .... Now i'll identify as white, all over again.

 

[daveza]

Nein. You must at all times wear socks with your flops. That is the proper German way. The comb in the sock is optional, but is a hit with the ladies, so ultimately up to you.

Vee are not chermans, we come from Holland aus !

 

[SkippyRamirez]

I'll consider identifying as black, but I'm a bit concerned about that tokoloshi guy, and I don't have any bricks to put my bed on. Will gold bars do the trick, or does it have to be bricks?

 

[Knyro]

Apologies - I didn't realize you were descendant of Einstein. Please accept my gratitude.

Yes we all love Einstein and seek to emulate him but I'll have to refrain from the cousin fscking though.

I'm white now but damn, not that white.

 

[daveza]

At last, I can join the BLF.

 

[SkippyRamirez]

Yes we all live Einsteing and seek to emulate him but I'll have to refrain from the cousin fscking though.

I'm white now but damn, not that white.

Only if you stay out of Brakpan.

 

[rambo919]

Yes we all love Einstein and seek to emulate him but I'll have to refrain from the cousin fscking though.

I'm white now but damn, not that white.

I thought all blacks are brothers, does that not mean they also all marry sisters?

 

[ponder]

Hey man....what? Are you telling me the whites I see through my workplace window working at Standard bank, driving themselves, using buses etc, might just be Coloured in fact>?

Ever watched that 80s tv series called V? They were an alien lizard race in human skin. Now I'm sure you are very familiar with how evil whites are, how they colonised the world and enslaved all the non-white races? Well we did not stop at earth, we went out into the galaxy and carried on in our evil ways and brought those aliens back to serve as our slaves. We disguised them as white humans else the native people think they're the thokoloshe and when that happens they run and they'll never return to work.

White people work? Pffft...

 

[Knyro]

I thought all blacks are brothers, does that not mean they also all marry sisters?

I don't know. I lost my black insider knowledge upon conversion. Along with my sense of rhythm, I tried pop-locking earlier and I ended up slipping a disc.

 

[surface]

I'll consider identifying as black, but I'm a bit concerned about that tokoloshi guy, and I don't have any bricks to put my bed on. Will gold bars do the trick, or does it have to be bricks?

At least you will have a bed to sleep on and don't have to be on the streets of krugersdorp.

 

[SkippyRamirez]

I don't know. I lost my black insider knowledge upon conversion. Along with my sense of rhythm, I tried pop-locking earlier and I ended up slipping a disc.

Ja, jy fokken will mos. Moenie eers probeer sokkie nie, jy sal jou gat sien. Only for pro's.

 

[SkippyRamirez]

At least you will have a bed to sleep on and don't have to be on the streets of krugersdorp.

I'll be happy as long as i never have to go any where remotely near gauteng.

 

[ponder]

White guys...one question before I become white....

May I refrain from the flip flops and constant short shorts?

Nope!

Is that a genuine stereotype though? That's what I wear, t-shirt, knee-length shorts & slops summer and winter.

 

[Mar Vin]

I'll consider identifying as black, but I'm a bit concerned about that tokoloshi guy, and I don't have any bricks to put my bed on. Will gold bars do the trick, or does it have to be bricks?

Gold bars should work. Also you wont have them long. Tokoloshis....eventually you'll believe

 

[Mar Vin]

Nope!

Is that a genuine stereotype though? That's what I wear, t-shirt, knee-length shorts & slops summer and winter.

Yup it is....well surely because its common to see. Certain areas go with the beige outfits. That's when you know you're really in a white area....

 

[SkippyRamirez]

Nope!

Is that a genuine stereotype though? That's what I wear, t-shirt, knee-length shorts & slops summer and winter.

#metoo

 

[Knyro]

Does this mean I have to trade in my GTI for a Fortuner?

 

[ponder]

Tokoloshis....eventually you'll believe

I read that with the x-files music playing in my head