Universities and Colleges Union: Anyone should be allowed to 'identify' as black regardless of the colour of their skin or background

[ponder]

Does this mean I have to trade in my GTI for a Fortuner?

Only if you're a cnut.

 

[Mar Vin]

Does this mean I have to trade in my GTI for a Fortuner?

Im sure that's the case. But I've seen hip white guys flooring GTI's now. But if you prefer being just a normal White guy then a Picanto should be fine as a younger guy and for older gents The new Corrolla.

 

[Mar Vin]

I read that with the x-files music playing in my head

Also you wont be doing Sunday times and Times Live etc....
Daily Sun....that's it.

 

[Mar Vin]

I thought all blacks are brothers, does that not mean they also all marry sisters?

Us coloured Okes too...A friend is a Broer no matter what. That's where it ends...My Friend who I ref to as my Broe should not have a hot sister because that is where the broer kak ends.

 

[SkippyRamirez]

Does this mean I have to trade in my GTI for a Fortuner?

That depends. If you have a small peen, is insecure and passive-aggressive then you have to go for a Ford Ranger. Club cab. Standard rims are fine as well.

 

[Mar Vin]

The one thing I'd love to retain is my swearing abilities. English white folk have the most ineffective swear words....."lll Effen smack you".....
That you can keep please.

 

[HelterSkelter]

And start paying lobolo?

 

[Mar Vin]

And start paying lobolo?

*Lobola*.....Come on Helter...you're gonna need to get this right.

But yes...you go black, you pay up. Costs being black bro, more than one way hahaha

Look at it this way....same thing really. Now that i'll be white and will marry a white woman coz I cant play rugby for the life of me. The day we get divorced i'll be subjected to Alimony....

 

[Knyro]

That depends. If you have a small peen, is insecure and passive-aggressive then you have to go for a Ford Ranger. Club cab. Standard rims are fine as well.

Nice. And how are English/Afrikaans relations these days? All good?

Will they get mad if I call them rockspiders? How about if I swing by Centurion to give Angelique some English D?

 

[rambo919]

Us coloured Okes too...A friend is a Broer no matter what. That's where it ends...My Friend who I ref to as my Broe should not have a hot sister because that is where the broer kak ends.

Nai bra daai is wa die jarre se kak juis begin

 

[Mar Vin]

Ever watched that 80s tv series called V? They were an alien lizard race in human skin. Now I'm sure you are very familiar with how evil whites are, how they colonised the world and enslaved all the non-white races? Well we did not stop at earth, we went out into the galaxy and carried on in our evil ways and brought those aliens back to serve as our slaves. We disguised them as white humans else the native people think they're the thokoloshe and when that happens they run and they'll never return to work.

White people work? Pffft...

This makes more sense than both testaments put together. I believe aliens existed. White folk went to space and wiped them out coz they couldn't understand the "click" language the aliens spoke.
Mxm....dumb....if only they thought about bringing them back here. Khoi and Xhosa folk would have taken them in....

I Just really don't care what white folk did back then. I cant wait to be white. That's that. I know their santa is real and also looking forward to Shoprite cashiers greeting me 1st and also packing my bags.

 

[Mar Vin]

@Ninja'd .....Happy Effen Bday Bro.....

 

[daveza]

Will they get mad if I call them rockspiders?

Not if you identify as a rockspider.

 

[rambo919]

I Just really don't care what white folk did back then. I cant wait to be white. That's that. I know their santa is real and also looking forward to Shoprite cashiers greeting me 1st and also packing my bags.

Shoprite cashiers can act like that? Don't remember it happening.....

 

[thestaggy]

 

[Temujin]

I'm gender, race and 'able' fluid, whatever you need at the given moment, and which ever pays the highest price

Edit: Fark it, throw in species and age too

Hell, and I can marry myself too

 

[Jabulani22]

The real progressive thing nowdays is to identify as a protected species , im a Rhino , gimme a job.

 

[Temujin]

The real progressive thing nowdays is to identify as a protected species , im a Rhino , gimme a job.

Just watch out for those who identify as poachers who want your 'horn'

 

[Lupus]

Yup it is....well surely because its common to see. Certain areas go with the beige outfits. That's when you know you're really in a white area....

Uhm nope, hardly ever seen that. Afrikaners used to dress like that a lot though.

 

[access]

are you allowed to identify as a different thing every day or every couple of hours, are there rules to this