US Politics: Bike tricks

[The_Right_Honourable_Brit]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1641619670649171970

 

[Dave]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1641564022767009794

 

[Temujin]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrat Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi is calling for a quick conviction of Trump so that we can all see what he's being charged with.

"Just like we do with our spending bills, we should convict Donald Trump of these charges right away so that we can see what's in them," said Pelosi. "Trump has many pages of charges that are probably horrible and we just don't have time to read them all. Doing it this way is much more efficient!" Pelosi's statement was then interrupted by her teeth getting stuck in an ice cream bar she was eating.

Sources speculate the list of charges against Trump includes paying hush money to a stripper, colluding with Russia to overthrow the United States government and usher in 1000 years of darkness, and being really yucky and Trump-like. "We don't need a list of charges to know that Trump is guilty of being Trump," said Pelosi. Let's get this over with already."

At publishing time Manhattan's DA had announced 3,000 additional pages of charges were brought in at 1 AM in the morning.

Pelosi: 'We Have To Convict Trump On The Charges To Find Out What Is In Them'

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrat Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi is calling for a quick conviction of Trump so that we can all see what he's being charged with.

babylonbee.com

 

[Temujin]

Biden Relieved After Learning The President Being Indicted For Shady Financial Dealings Is Just Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to President Biden claim the elderly politician was initially nervous and worried upon hearing a president was going to be indicted for shady deals and suspect business transactions, but was "relieved" upon learning that it was just a possible misdemeanor...

babylonbee.com

 

[Dave]

 

[cerebus]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1641619670649171970

tf Chris, now you're posting Soros conspiracies?

 

[cerebus]

In a loss for Fox News, judge allows Dominion's defamation case to go to trial

The ruling is a blow to Fox News, which wanted to stop the trial from moving forward.

www.nbcnews.com

“The evidence developed in this civil proceeding demonstrates that is CRYSTAL clear that none of the Statements relating to Dominion about the 2020 election are true,” Davis wrote in his 81-page ruling, emphasizing the word "crystal" in his ruling.



These lawsuits could end Fox News

 

[Temujin]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1641923421876486144

 

[tetrasect]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1641955399443021824

 

[tetrasect]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1641572005047828480

 

[tetrasect]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1641892115549396992

 

[The_Right_Honourable_Brit]

Quite an interesting article about how the other great migration of southern whites into other states, especially those on the west coast, still affects politics today.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1642164937978945537

 

[The_Right_Honourable_Brit]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1642235195666448385

 

[Dave]

 

[tetrasect]

Comments are wild. People are really pissed off about this.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1642198062662656003

 

[Grant]

 

[Temujin]

 

[Grant]

Seems SNL slapped geo restrictions on the video. For now, available here

 

[Dave]

Comments are wild. People are really pissed off about this.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1642198062662656003

According to this she must be a blood relation of Donnie Trump

 

[Kaapie]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1642246555045437440