utd modem usage suggestions

Lucas Buck

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My iburst subscription ends the last day of this month...So until I can find someone willing to buy the UTD modem from me I need advice on how to best make use of this waste of space modem....

because I swear last night the modem spoke to me. :confused: this is what it said. I quote
" kill me please put me out of my misery I don't deserve to be in the same room as your computer or even a calculator...."
It then went on about how to stress test modems wbs management and helpdesk would shove the modem aerial right up their assholes or any convenient hole on their anatomy from which they derive the most sexual pleasure shouting "fukc contracts and customer service baby yeah!!!"
Then again the whole episode could have just been a dream much like broadband subscription with wbs one bad fukcing dream. :(
 
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