Vanderbijlpark woman the first in her town to marry herself

[walterl]

Vanderbijlpark woman the first in her town to marry herself

Rita Woodall-Terblanche tied the knot with herself in a private ceremony that is not recognised by law.

citizen.co.za

Rita Woodall-Terblanche tied the knot with herself in a private ceremony that is not recognised by law.

A widow from Vanderbijlpark decided at the age of 63 that she would marry again, only this time her soulmate was someone she knew best – herself.
Rita Woodall-Terblanche tied the knot with herself in a private ceremony last Saturday at the Riverside Sun Hotel conference centre.
Sologamy, defined as a marriage by a person to him or herself, is steadily gaining traction worldwide, but Rita is so far the first person in Vanderbijlpark – and possibly the first South African – to marry herself, reports Vaal Weekblad.

more at the link and I just want to add WTF

 

[HunterNW]

Ja nee..... fok .....

 

[Ponderer]

Madness - shear and utter madness.

 

[Sinbad]

This makes me feel like a teenage girl.

Cos I can't even.

Is she now Rita Woodall-Woodall-Terblanche-Terblanche?
ANC or COP?

 

[VooDooC]

Lekker V-Town! Keep it classy

 

[Nick333]

First person in the country surely. This a thing here now?

 

[mister]

Did she consummate the marriage?

 

[Ancalagon]

You see this in first world countries now - women in their 30s who realise they missed the boat to get married, deciding to have one last special day where all of the attention is on them.

 

[Cray]

So if she hooks up with someone is that considered cheating?

 

[Flanders]

Here's to us...

Cheers...

 

[Xino_sam]

Honeymoon????

 

[walterl]

So if she hooks up with someone is that considered cheating?

Definitely, she will then probably be the first person in SA to get a divorce from herself

 

[Sinbad]

So if she hooks up with someone is that considered cheating?

Who gets to keep the cats if they get divorced?

 

[Ponderer]

Would make sense if you have a multiple personality disorder.
The thing would then be to how many people you would be marrying if you get married to yourself.

 

[ShaunSA]

The cuddle men will think this is a great idea... nobody got hurt

 

[Sinbad]

Would make sense if you have multiple personality disorder.
The thing would then be to how many people you would be marrying if you get married to yourself.

Schizogamist?

 

[hellfire]

Ja nee..... fok .....

Wonder if she took a video of the consummation

 

[creeper]

How will she ever divorce herself?

I'm starting to think Vanderbijl is becoming the Florida of South Africa, with Brakpan a close 2nd

 

[ShaunSA]

Wonder if she took a video of the consummation

Are self-fingering vids very popular among straight guys?

 

[Icemanbrfc]

Lol het Rita gery al