Vanderbijlpark woman the first in her town to marry herself

[dualmeister]

WTF is in the water there

 

[Nerfherder]

First person in the country surely. This a thing here now?

I think everyone consummates but no one else has done the ceremony.

 

[Ponderer]

Are self-fingering vids very popular among straight guys?

She might be well hung (have big/fat fingers).

 

[Nerfherder]

Are self-fingering vids very popular among straight guys?

Depends but most will get a thumbs up.

 

[Ponderer]

Kom hier jou lekker ding.

<edit>
/* she lewdly whispers the above as she eyes herself in the mirror */

 

[Ninja'd]

ANC or COP?

EFF'ed in the head

 

[wizardofid]

But but.........but but it is only Tuesday..........you have spoiled my week, there is no way Friday will be able to top this......it's all down hill from here......

fml

 

[Symphonized]

She can't feign a headache now

 

[walterl]

At least she ALWAYS knows where her spouse is

 

[wizardofid]

At least she ALWAYS knows where her spouse is

Not when she is asleep........

 

[LD50]

Go fukk yourself

 

[Sinbad]

It's awesome that she's so present and supportive of her spouse when she's beside herself with worry or anger

 

[Sinbad]

WTF is in the water there

V-town? LARGE amounts of untreated sewage.

 

[LD50]

Well if a white dude can identify as black surely one could marry oneself??

 

[Madhawk]

Rita says she is heading to Bela-Bela for her honeymoon, after which she will visit her son in Ballito.

WTF

 

[Sinbad]

WTF

When your mom is also your stepmom

 

[walterl]

When your mom is also your stepmom

When you are also your stepbrother

 

[Sinbad]

When you are also your stepbrother

Hmm. If there's a girl child too, there's new possibilities for stepsister pornhub videos!

 

[Knyro]

I blame that folder of anime DVD-Rs she borrowed from @Ninja'd.

 

[R4ziel]

Only slightly better than the woman who married a train station, but nucking futs on both accounts!