Vanderbijlpark woman the first in her town to marry herself

[Ninja'd]

I blame that folder of anime DVD-Rs she borrowed from @Ninja'd.

I miss To Love Ru. Rito belongs with Riko.

 

[HelterSkelter]

Smell your finger.

 

[Pitbull]

Vanderbijlpark woman the first in her town to marry herself

Rita Woodall-Terblanche tied the knot with herself in a private ceremony that is not recognised by law.

citizen.co.za

Rita Woodall-Terblanche tied the knot with herself in a private ceremony that is not recognised by law.

A widow from Vanderbijlpark decided at the age of 63 that she would marry again, only this time her soulmate was someone she knew best – herself.
Rita Woodall-Terblanche tied the knot with herself in a private ceremony last Saturday at the Riverside Sun Hotel conference centre.
Sologamy, defined as a marriage by a person to him or herself, is steadily gaining traction worldwide, but Rita is so far the first person in Vanderbijlpark – and possibly the first South African – to marry herself, reports Vaal Weekblad.

more at the link and I just want to add WTF

Why are all the mad ones White? When will the Black people BEE this monopoly on Madness?

 

[SoldierMan]

Makes sense.... if you're Kevin from the movie Split!!!!

 

[dualmeister]

Relationship status: It's complicated

 

[Rickster]

Guys and gals, never go full retard.

 

[Akasha]

@Crowley There's still hope!

 

[Sinbad]

Her commitment to No Nut November is admirable

 

[Solarion]

That's just sad.

 

[NeonNinja]

Lol. Friday already?

 

[SAguy]

Did she consummate the marriage?

Well, she may just go fck herself

 

[Icemanbrfc]

Her commitment to No Nut November is admirable

But what happens when it comes to Movember?

 

[buka001]

Ahhh at least the sex in her marriage will come in handy.

 

[Temujin]

 

[Icemanbrfc]

That's just sad.

Damn if she sends a please call me to herself.. She will have to call herself

 

[Icemanbrfc]

Ahhh at least the sex in her marriage will come in handy.

In handy you say

 

[dunkyd]

Who gets to keep the cats if they get divorced?

Thankfully only one pussy to fight over..

 

[Cray]

On the other hand, if you can convince people to attend a wedding where you marry yourself, and get them to bring gifts, then you deserve your moment in the sun.../salute.