It's not guilt or blackmail - you don't control what Vodacom offers or not (at least I don't think you do), so you wouldn't have been able to do anything about it anyway.

I was just making conversation.
Yeah, I saw the MotoDroid. Looks bloody nice! I asked you about it, and you said it wasn't here yet. Besides, it'll probably be out of my price range.
I did see the Sony. It's Windows Mobile. I've had a Windows Mobile device for my past two upgrades, and I want a change. I'm a mobile developer by trade, and all we develop on are WM devices!

A bunch of my techie friends have Androids, and from what I've seen I'm really impressed. But I'm not sure yet if I'm willing to give up my hardware keyboard (I have a Samsung SGH-i780 right now). I know that the Android SIP simply cannot be compared with the WM one (which is crap), but I'd like the option for the next two years, so perhaps my NEXT upgrade won't have one.
I looked at the HTC ChaCha as well. It's very appealing (although I'd like to see the F button replaced with a T button

), but the screen is very small, and if I'm going to at least try to get used to Android's onscreen keyboard, I really need a full sized screen.
There. That's my sorry tale. No blackmail, threats or guilt trips implied. As to the withholding of sex, I'd like that EXPLICITLY stated!
Cheers
Nocturne