Watch: Man critical after BMW smashes into lane divider in Cape Town

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EMAM said:
There's that and a Porsche....
Any takers?
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Had a similar bike, just a bit older. You have the Porsche, Not a big fan of VW cars...

I'll just be there for the punani tbh. Even the Bike doesn't phase me :D
 
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Pitbull said:
Had a similar bike, just a bit older. You have the Porsche, Not a big fan of VW cars...

I'll just be there for the punani tbh. Even the Bike doesn't phase me :D
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You were too scared to visit me when you supposedly came to CT in December, so why now?

Actually, you can buy her house too for a mere R15M
 
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EMAM said:
You were too scared to visit me when you supposedly came to CT in December, so why now?

Actually, you can buy her house too for a mere R15M
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R15m, way above my pay grade :D

We went to CPT but wasn't there long, 3 days, looked at properties and came back :( Will be down there again around April.
 
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NarrowBandFtw said:
Mine was similar to animehero, felt like I activated "bullet-time" like in the Matrix / Max Payne. Noticed every detail of my surroundings and actions over the 2/3 seconds it happened, felt like I had time to make coffee in those few seconds so much did reality "slow down" for me.
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Had a few bullet moments. Some were bike (scrambler) related. One particular one as a kid was front wheel hitting something under soft sand, going down. Had a rifle over my shoulder, my fathers. Calculated the odds of the most likely way to "die". I could heal, scratches on the rifle was another story. Had long blisters on my leg from the scrambler's block on my inner leg, no skin on outside. But there was sufficient time to protect the rifle, not a scratch. Another time, non-bike related, ended up with concussion. I could remember thinking "oh shyte", no way to get out of it, here it comes ... as a brick approached. Woke up in hospital. Everything metal had a green sheen to it and I was nauseous as heck. Could never remember the final moments and it hitting.
 
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EMAM said:
You were too scared to visit me when you supposedly came to CT in December, so why now?

Actually, you can buy her house too for a mere R15M
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its mybb ..everyone can be hung like shaun and furk 100s of ladies ..or be like @Dave A virgin and act like a big boy
 
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Honey Badger said:
In that pic, his one leg looks like it could just be buffed out. I wonder why they had to amputate that one too.
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Friend of mine lost his left leg in a bike accident. We all didn't see any damage apart from an obvious break at the accident scene. Femur broke and severed his main artery. Unbeknown to us in hospital they added a new artery. Artery failed and the leg died. They amputated his leg the following day. His left leg is now shorter than his dick :D
 
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Pitbull said:
Friend of mine lost his left leg in a bike accident. We all didn't see any damage apart from an obvious break at the accident scene. Femur broke and severed his main artery. Unbeknown to us in hospital they added a new artery. Artery failed and the leg died. They amputated his leg the following day. His left leg is now shorter than his dick :D
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Damn so thats why they remove the legs

But could be paralysed as well right
 
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ShaunSA said:
https://mybroadband.co.za/forum/threads/funny-pictures-thread-–-no-5.911097/page-378#post-22817258

Ask for the w2m2w all in the home together special. Not the nice fresh smell in panty.
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WTF is the "all in the home together" in number four? Is that like an incest orgy?

EMAM better hope Pitbull's wife invoked number: "to make man not to make children everywhere - father of all fathers"

And why the fsck would I want my tenant to always bake me cake...unless this is some kind of euphemism for something else.

This looks like sangoma those people who were killed in Marikana went to.
 
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I.am.Sam said:
Damn so thats why they remove the legs

But could be paralysed as well right
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I suppose so. We were shocked to hear he lost his leg, we all assumed it's a very bad break, but the leg itself was fine. deformed but normal colour and everything. Just shows, externally you can't always see how bad it is.
 
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Honey Badger said:
WTF is the "all in the home together" in number four? Is that like an incest orgy?

EMAM better hope Pitbull's wife invoked number: "to make man not to make children everywhere - father of all fathers"

And why the fsck would I want my tenant to always bake me cake...unless this is some kind of euphemism for something else.

This looks like sangoma those people who were killed in Marikana went to.
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Them nuts are tied!

I have so many kids, having my nuts tied was the obvious way to go :D
 
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rietrot said:
Turbos, hp and changes to the ECU doesn't change the top end speed it only makes the bike get to that speed faster.

I'm sure most bikes have enough power it just depends on gear ratios and sprocket size.
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You need the power to break through the aerodynamic resistance.

But yes you’d need to alter gearing too at some point.
 
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Amazing how quickly life can change. One day you have a garage full of expensive racing cars and dicing all over town living the high life with chics and parties, the next you are a wheelchair bound paraplegic with all your "homies, comrades and girlfriends" having abandoned you a long time ago and you left wondering where it all went wrong.
 
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