WATCH: Man dies after drinking a bottle of Jägermeister to win R200

[The_MAC]

Fok. Imagine dying and the last thing you taste is that foul ****. Clearly the oke couldn't handle his ****. This is how its done.

You don't know what else he had before that

 

[Cosmik Debris]

You'll remember the correct technique of hooking the thumb into the ring on the ses man kan of Oom Tas wine then Ron.

Dubbed "Uncle Suitcase" wine by the English speaking troops.

 

[Lucas Buck]

Oh it inhibits the gag reflex only for so long..

Just means you upchuck more a bit later on when the body overrides everything.

So true. I haven't touched a drop of that stuff since. I can taste that aweful liquorice flavour just by looking at the bottle.

 

[Cosmik Debris]

Firstly, knowing how to take your drink actually means you know when to stop.

Absolutely correct. And it took me many years of practice and experimentation to learn that limit. Luckily the many participants of my experiment were all trustworthy military colleagues who had each other's backs and we had strict rules governing behavior while experimenting. Those who exceeded the boundaries of those rules seldom repeated their offence during the next experiment after their punishment was completed.

 

[Mekon]

Jagermeister is vile stuff. His body probably gave up the will to live because of that kak.

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

I drank three quarters of a bottle out of boredom and got alcohol poisoning. I think I posted a thread about it here somewhere.

Usually when I binge drink, I somehow manage to stop before I black out, not that time.

My wife got home to a broken mirror and glass everywhere (I probably broke a few glasses too). She somehow managed to get me up the stairs and into bed.

When she woke me up the Monday morning to get ready for work, she realised something was amiss as my speech was slurred and I was inchorent, so she called one of my friends and together they took me to Intercare in Tyger Valley where they did some tests and the diagnosis was alcohol poisoning.

I remember none of this.

I was ****ed up for two days.

 

[Cosmik Debris]

Stolen from @Pegasus on the Funny Pictures Thread:

 

[Willie Trombone]

He was probably drunk to start with

 

[Slootvreter]

Black is evil. It's sweetness inhibits the gag reflex, so when ones stomach would normally rebel , it can't.

Once, never again.

Are you telling me you're one of the 0.5% of people who's first few memories of kotsing is not from Sambuca? I have to say it's an honour. Never met one before

 

[Calkem]

Its quite clear to me looking at the video that the "big man" obviously has some Irish blood in him.