Weird things you do when you are alone.

TheHiveMind

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I often look into the mirror, into one of my eyes, for a long time, and then I will try to convince myself that the person in the mirror is not me.
 

copacetic

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you guys really do weird things... the only strange things i do are:

If there's a dirt spot on my cars windshield, I'll 'bob' my head around to make it weave in an out the striped white lines.
I Sing in the car... but when the music is loud enough to drown out my voice :p
I clear my throat and sometimes make weird noises.
I also tend to masturbate alone, haven't quite caught onto the group masturbation thing.
I also do that. When I was younger and a passenger I used to make a skateboard or rocket out of gum and attach it to the window and fly it over the scenery as the car traveled.
 

LollyGP

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When home alone instead of walking i do lunges everywhere, takes longer to get to the kitchen but tightens the glutes.
Also do things to amuse my dogs/self, like put my puppy on the highest shelf in my cupboard then take pics of the horrified looks or dress them up in weird items and have convos with them. Nothing too weird...
 

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That speck on the window thing is what I used to do as a kid but I was a fighter pilot and it was my gunsight.
 

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Always plan an escape route in case of a breakin or attack. Always look around for weapons in case of an attack anywhere everywhere. Knifes, pens, car keys metal objects always close by. Lock certain strategic doors to keep attackers in certain areas when they do enter. Play with knifes. Look at people and look at places on their bodies to strike in case of an attack. Like i would look at someone talking to me and i would imagine grabbing them as hard as i can in the neck and punching them in the face to enable me to make a get away. Grab my knife and keep it in my pocket with my hand on it while i open the door. Laugh at my throughts, sing & dance but that everyone does.

I've never been attacked :eek:
Isn't this what everybody does? I mean you gotta be prepared:confused:
 

wrathex

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does getting stoned, and talking to your fridge count :D
No but walking around looking for things you had in your hand a minute ago..

or being distracted while on the way to make coffee
after quickly tidying up a drawer, which became a desk, which became moving furniture around,
then you get thirsty, and you re-find your empty cup on your way to the kettle,
coffee now in the hand, you walk to your room to get a smoke, and stare in
awesomeness at the document on your pc you were writing intently 2 hours ago.

I also get distracted by the sky when I'm about outside on my own.
I'm constantly looking up.
At clouds, or at the wind moving through trees.
Birds, planes, hadedas, helicopters.
At night, I look at the moon, and the stars, milky way.
I do it while driving too ( lol, quick glances upwards)

God forbid I ever see a UFO :p
 

Droolmonster

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We have a winner! :D Is what I would have said if I was in charge :)
I also do that :O actually i do more than 90% of the things in this thread...

Yea im weird, but whats the point of being normal?

PS: im serious about doing more than 90% these things :p
 
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EchoZA

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I'll paint a picture for you tonight ;) O.K. now I'm giving away what I do :)
 

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I sing to my cats
I sing along with gary moore and megadeth
I play air guitar
I play my real electric guitar along with a track of my choice.
And I do a jig in the kitchen:eek:
 

PhreeMe

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I also get distracted by the sky when I'm about outside on my own.
I'm constantly looking up.
At clouds, or at the wind moving through trees.
Birds, planes, hadedas, helicopters.
At night, I look at the moon, and the stars, milky way.
I do it while driving too ( lol, quick glances upwards)

God forbid I ever see a UFO :p
You and me both :D
Oh and I try find shapes out of clouds...
 
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