wet dream wasn't really wet

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murraybiscuit

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Datura said:
Grow a piar ;)

I had one about 9 years ago in France at my GF's family. I made the hugest mess ever and when trying to find my way to the bathroom in the dark unfamiliar house, I managed to fall down a few stairs and wake everyone up. It was pretty obvious what was on my boxers... so blind... thank God we left for England the next morning...
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oi vey. my worst nightmare.
i would have leopard-crawled back to my bed...
 
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Datura said:
I had one about 9 years ago in France at my GF's family. I made the hugest mess ever and when trying to find my way to the bathroom in the dark unfamiliar house, I managed to fall down a few stairs and wake everyone up. It was pretty obvious what was on my boxers... so blind... thank God we left for England the next morning...
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And they'll never believe that you were on auto-pilot...
 
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Maybe you were dehydrated when you had the wet dream. How old are you? If you're older than 60 then I'd have to say it's due to age.
 
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sonxEr77 said:
Well, we call each other 'love/sweetie/etc' .. when last did you call ur gf/bf that? see, anyway .. we meeting soon (end of Jan). wish me good luck :p
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Ok you not 60... more like 16 :D

Although at that age your factory should be in good production ;)
 
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Mike Hoxbig said:
It's not a relationship until you've met. Stop meeting girls online/mxit and maybe it'll solve your wet dream problem :p
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I met a hot girl from PE on the flight who just happen to sit next to me (what a gift, happens 1 in every 100 flights). But unfortunately, she was headed to CT to meet her man. So she recommended a nice friend and hooked us up. Well, so far so good
 
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sonxEr77 said:
Well, we call each other 'love/sweetie/etc' .. when last did you call ur gf/bf that? see, anyway .. we meeting soon (end of Jan). wish me good luck :p
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porn$tar said:
And they'll never believe that you were on auto-pilot...
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They didn't. My GF still kaaaaked me out because they thought that we were shagging in their house. They were a really cool couple and wouldn't have minded if we had been at it, they're French after all but still, she felt just as blind as I did...
 
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porn$tar

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Datura said:
They didn't. My GF still kaaaaked me out because they thought that we were shagging in their house. They were a really cool couple and wouldn't have minded if we had been at it, they're French after all but still, she felt just as blind as I did...
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Well, at least it wasn't all over your GFs face. I've a feeling her parents would've been less forgiving. :D
 
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:WTF: Has anyone noticed that the forums are having more and more weird threads?
 
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To the OP .. research dry orgasms & Tantric s e x ... The ultimate is to be able to control it, thereby giving a male the opportunity for multiple orgasms...

EDIT: Can of worms open ... SA search engines be prepared!
 
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