wet dream wasn't really wet

[D34M0n7]

This is so funny I'm still crying

 

[zolly]

I've never had one either

 

[Necuno]

I have never had a wet dream

too much fapping cause no wet dream because low sperm build up... well so says the men in white suits...

 

[MickeyD]

too much fapping cause no wet dream because low sperm build up... well so says the men in white suits...

while other men in white suits say that fapping will increase your sperm production...

 

[MiY4Gi]

while other men in white suits say that fapping will increase your sperm production...

I reckon fapping will increase your sperm production, but also prevent build up.

Therefore a professional fapper will NOT experience nocturnal emissions, but can fire a Kamehameha beam, while an infrequent fapper WILL experience nocturnal emissions, but will never be able to fire as hard and far as a pro.

 

[D3x!]

 

[bex.cpt]

why o why o why did I click to read this thread

+1 I have this picture in my head now and I wish I could scratch my brain to remove it

 

[Necuno]

Therefore a professional fapper will NOT experience nocturnal emissions, but can fire a Kamehameha beam, while an infrequent fapper WILL experience nocturnal emissions, but will never be able to fire as hard and far as a pro.

OMG I AM CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGING MAAAAAAAAAH LAAAAAAAAAAZEEEEEEEEERRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Datura]

OMG I AM CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGING MAAAAAAAAAH LAAAAAAAAAAZEEEEEEEEERRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Win gif!!!!

 

[Slootvreter]

By bum I mean sex..and no :erm: It was a lady and not in her bum

Why not? Scared?

 

[Ockie]

I reckon fapping will increase your sperm production, but also prevent build up.

Therefore a professional fapper will NOT experience nocturnal emissions, but can fire a Kamehameha beam, while an infrequent fapper WILL experience nocturnal emissions, but will never be able to fire as hard and far as a pro.

This is very true. I remember when I had my first wet dream as a boy. I was like...wtf???? So what I did is instead of asking my dad or mom about it, i went into my dad's study and went through all his medical student books and did my own research. There they explained it and they said that if a man does not engage in regular intercourse, then the build up of semen needs to be released and this is done my wet dreams. They even went as far as to say that married men will experience less wet dreams because of the marrital sex that is easily available. (They obviously have not met MickeyMooses wife!) hehehe.

 

[porn$tar]

Having a closed thread re-opened is like having a semi after a full-mast... it's there, but of no use to anybody.

Like losing wood after your GFs parents walk in on you, momentum is lost, rhythm is broken. You just can't get the moment back, and you're left with blue-balls.

 

[Spawn-X]

"Closed threads" - causing Blue Balls since 2011

 

[sonxEr77]

must say i didn't anticipate the length of this thread ... ah well, let the fapping continue

 

[LCBXX]

What is a Cowboy?

Same as a wet dream, but you wake up still shooting

 

[Rocket-Boy]

Seriously, what 60+er do you know who knows what the internet is?

MY father in-law. He can write code too.

 

[Ockie]

MY father in-law. He can write code too.

Using punch cards??

 

[porn$tar]

I had a wet dream once where I punched a nice lady's card, I punched her card but good.

 

[K3NS31]

This thread's hilarious. Keep it up guys. And mods, bow your heads in shame!!

 

[SerenePhoenix]

What has been read, cannot be unread...