wet dream wasn't really wet

MickeyD

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ocleroux said:
This is very true. I remember when I had my first wet dream as a boy. I was like...wtf???? So what I did is instead of asking my dad or mom about it, i went into my dad's study and went through all his medical student books and did my own research. There they explained it and they said that if a man does not engage in regular intercourse, then the build up of semen needs to be released and this is done my wet dreams. They even went as far as to say that married men will experience less wet dreams because of the marrital sex that is easily available. (They obviously have not met MickeyMooses wife!) hehehe.
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Maybe for newly weds...

After plenty of years of marriage it bears more resemblance to this!!!!

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sonxEr77 said:
not that am complaining but found this to be strange... Rarely get wet dreams, in fact last i had was over 8 months ago. Anyway, i guess since am not frequenting on the real action, the usual sensual backup plan kicked in, this time was almost dry. Yes, the dream went accordingly and the actress was hot, she made me cum like a crazy cat. But when i woke up i was 98% dry :erm:, that's rather strange ... well that was the first for me. I notice a slight wetness but really, compare to how i came ... hmmm ....

*SNLV*
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Can I ask the obvious.
Why the fukk would you want to share your moist dreams with us?
What is the point?
 
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Ever wake up after lying on your junk and then dream that Maggie Gyllandal was throttling your scrotes?
 
Necuno

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If you are still shooting while you wake up... you'd probably had a wild western wet dream.
 
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Of all the threads out there WHY would you pic this one to revive. Actually more to the point WTF were you searching for to find this thread??!
 
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It's an hilarious thread and I happen to have something to add to it! That said I haven't had a wet dream in a long time but I believe that "when it's dry it's kwaai!"
 
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