What do you do while taking a dump...?

Iamnotageek

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I personally am on my phone either playing games, hitting Whatsapp or surfing the net.

You okes?

Do people still read real books as in those that have actual pages you can touch while taking a fat dump?
 

GlassMirror

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Looked at the thread title and thought: "Must be a Ninja thread".......... I am disappoint
 

ekske1

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I personally am on my phone either playing games, hitting Whatsapp or surfing the net.

You okes?

Do people still read real books as in those that have actual pages you can touch while taking a fat dump?
Boodles rating... 3/10
 

cn@

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I fully concentrate on the job.

I try and eject waste material as silently and as efficiently as possible.

Actually scratch the part about as silently as possible. I swallow a lot of air during the night.
 

daveza

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So you just look around the bathroom, that's kinda boring.
 

cn@

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Fokol.

I'm an "in & out" dump guy.

5 minutes max.
Of course.

Any longer period of squeezing and you would run the risk of developing hemorrhoids ...

... Like you would in any case if it is necessary for you to squeeze too much.
 

daveza

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If the cellphone isn't there I read the back of a shampoo bottle and see if I can find all the letters of the alphabet.

z's and q's are tricky.
 
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