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What do you do while taking a dump...?

Iamnotageek

Senior Member
Joined
Dec 22, 2013
Messages
722
#1
I personally am on my phone either playing games, hitting Whatsapp or surfing the net.

You okes?

Do people still read real books as in those that have actual pages you can touch while taking a fat dump?
 

cn@

Expert Member
Joined
Aug 15, 2016
Messages
2,223
#11
I fully concentrate on the job.

I try and eject waste material as silently and as efficiently as possible.

Actually scratch the part about as silently as possible. I swallow a lot of air during the night.
 

cn@

Expert Member
Joined
Aug 15, 2016
Messages
2,223
#16
Fokol.

I'm an "in & out" dump guy.

5 minutes max.
Of course.

Any longer period of squeezing and you would run the risk of developing hemorrhoids ...

... Like you would in any case if it is necessary for you to squeeze too much.
 

daveza

Honorary Master
Joined
Apr 5, 2004
Messages
33,030
#19
If the cellphone isn't there I read the back of a shampoo bottle and see if I can find all the letters of the alphabet.

z's and q's are tricky.
 
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