What if I'm okay making someone pregnant?

[guest2013-1]

I randomly thought this the other day when I was... well... busy

If it slipped off and I came in her and she got pregnant. I don't think I'll mind becoming a dad.

It's sad but yea... seems like these days you'll have to knock up a girl just to get her to marry you, and even then it's a 50/50 shot.

I'm at the stage where I envy people in relationships and having kids...

to make up for it I am giving all my recently married friends 12 months to make me an oom... OR ELSE

 

[tco21]

Dude, you're thinking that now, but would you really be willing to give up your freedom, a big chunk of your finances, and just about all your free time?

 

[killadoob]

Acid, yikes if it slips off i wonder who will do the digging to find it

 

[gregmcc]

If it slipped off and I came in her and she got pregnant. I don't think I'll mind becoming a dad.

It slipped off? You must be too small

 

[mercurial]

You mean if it broke off. Condoms don't go slipping off unless you have a really tiny willy.

 

[Devill]

Pass on the kids idea for the next 8 years atleast

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

It slipped off? You must be too small

You mean if it broke off. Condoms don't go slipping off unless you have a really tiny willy.

Rofl

 

[thriel]

yea, you gotta watch your wording there ....

 

[guest2013-1]

lol, you guys obviously don't use condoms or have a very enthuisiastic partner

It only slipped off once before and it doesn't go deep man, you feel the difference so we had to stop because she wasn't on the pill.

Its weird that you have these type of stories after a few years. Sex isn't anything like it is in the movies

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

although, to be honest, it can slip off if the jiffy is too small for the unit as well .......

 

[porn$tar]

Use ribbed... for added traction in the wet.

 

[killadoob]

Use ribbed... for added traction in the wet and the mud.

Hahah fixed for you

 

[Veroland]

I have 3 kids, you can have some of mine if you want to

 

[guest2013-1]

Its usually the ribbed ones that get stuck easier... anyhew.

Thanks for staying on topic guys

 

[ShaunSA]

Does this have anything to do with your "I WAANT CAAAAAKE" thread?

 

[porn$tar]

Its usually the ribbed ones that get stuck easier... anyhew.

Not if you use it inside out... I'm selfish that way.

 

[mercurial]

Sex isn't anything like it is in the movies

You're not doing it right

 

[mercurial]

Does this have anything to do with your "I WAANT CAAAAAKE" thread?

Probably fishcakes.

 

[Kloon]

Sex isn't anything like it is in the movies

Blowup dolls can have that effect.

 

[Slootvreter]

It's sad but yea... seems like these days you'll have to knock up a girl just to get her to marry you, and even then it's a 50/50 shot.

This is normally the kind of despicable trick played by women trying to catch a guy.

EDIT: And if you have the kid and she doesn't want to marry, many other women will consider you out of bounds because you've got a child.