What to get a girl for her 21st?

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Lol you guys hilarious. But carry on. Still haven't decided yet.
 

azbob

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Something she'll never forget, a gift that will keep on giving. So herpes.
 

Wasabee!

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1. If you have manic tendencies buy her a life insurance plan.

2. Anal balls and a butt plug if she has anal leakage (depends on how well you are hung actually).

3. Menthol candles for kinky wax bondage sex.

4. A cloth soaked in chloroform. Ask her if it smells like chloroform and then you are the literally the ring master tonight. Woman love a man with imagination and that can take control.

5. Roses + Justin Bieber CD.
 

tsume

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See your problem is your asking an open ended question, if you could tell us more about the girl then someone could narrow down a gift for you. But since you suggested something soft and squishy go to Build a Bear and make something specific for her.
 

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I just knew when I saw the thread title that this thread would go south.

...and it did.
 

ponder

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See your problem is your asking an open ended question, if you could tell us more about the girl then someone could narrow down a gift for you.

And pics hrelp a lot.
 

I.am.Sam

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See your problem is your asking an open ended question, if you could tell us more about the girl then someone could narrow down a gift for you. But since you suggested something soft and squishy go to Build a Bear and make something specific for her.

and then get her a real man ...
 

TehStranger

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Haven't read the thread so apologies if it's been said already...

Give her the D.

That is all.
 

googoodoll

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We know you prefer pearl necklaces.

I do. :love:

Gold is for old people...

:D

I wouldn't go for any jewelry though. Its expensive and people are picky about it. I think.
 
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googoodoll

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Hah! I guess i'm old school.

Pearls are ok as well. Real freshwater pearls tho, not those awful cultivated sort...

haha gold is ok for some people, but not palefaces like me :D
It presents much better on darker people so it depends on the girls skin tone, I guess :)
 
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