What was your worst consensual sexual experience?

[ArtyLoop]

I had a condom tear with a girl just after her period and I freaked out. Rushed to the bathroom and washed my junk with mouthwash immediately (I know it wouldn't have helped and it burned like hell, but I was panicked).

Sheesh... its the girl that can get pregnant... not you! No need to wash it like that

 

[Wut]

Sheesh... its the girl that can get pregnant... not you! No need to wash it like that

Nothing to do with pregnancy mate. I didn't even finish. It was a panic about getting an STD and I wasn't thinking straight.

 

[ArtyLoop]

Nothing to do with pregnancy mate. I didn't even finish. It was a panic about getting an STD and I wasn't thinking straight.

Ah thanks... I never had those worries..

 

[R13...]

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He's gone but you quoted the spam. Links and all.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

He's gone but you quoted the spam. Links and all.

Don't know what you're talking about...

 

[HennieWelkom]

I asked her to stick a finger in my butt, I thought it was going to be hot.

It was not.

 

[ice_cubes]

soooo what do u do in a situation where the guy doesn't cum at all

 

[Ockie]

I asked her to stick a finger in my butt, I thought it was going to be hot.

It was not.

Please tell me you guys had the common sense to use lube in your endeavour?

 

[smkungfu]

soooo what do u do in a situation where the guy doesn't cum at all

Look for the balls.

 

[R13...]

soooo what do u do in a situation where the guy doesn't cum at all

It means the lady couldn't bring him to the promised land with her wiles (basically if she's feeling him). Guys don't really have a choice in the matter if the ...... right.

 

[Nick333]

soooo what do u do in a situation where the guy doesn't cum at all

Call him daddy.

 

[Ninja'd]

soooo what do u do in a situation where the guy doesn't cum at all

Tell him to pretend you're Ariana Grande.

 

[Ninja'd]

soooo what do u do in a situation where the guy doesn't cum at all

And stop being a starfish.

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Post a pic. I once banged a chick who had stitches along her forehead. I never came

 

[Ninja'd]

Post a pic. I once banged a chick who had stitches along her forehead. I never came

Was she from Gelvandale?

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Was she from Gelvandale?

No, Graaff-Reinet. I still have her number somewhere.

 

[ice_cubes]

And stop being a starfish.

lol! never in a million years!

 

[smkungfu]

And stop being a starfish.

Chocolate starfish?

 

[Ninja'd]

Chocolate starfish?

This was a term that was coined to describe that during sex some females merely lay there like a starfish – legs apart and arms outspread with no movement or participation. They provide access to their genitals but there’s not much else going on for them nor being done for their partner.

 

[Nick333]

Tell him to pretend you're Ariana Grande.

And, call him daddy. That's a wining combo for sure.