What was your worst consensual sexual experience?

N

Ninja'd

A Djinn
Joined
Jan 7, 2010
Messages
50,209
CT_Biker said:
I have always been a firm believer in foreplay.

So one day myself and this girl were getting to things, and I was settling in to it quite nicely.
Got my finger right where I needed too, and had at it making sure that I do not miss that jellybean thingy.

Upon further inspection I noticed that a large portion of my hand was covered with the left overs from her endometrium.

T'was rather awks.
Click to expand...

Is that what made you turn gay?
 
C

CT_Biker

Expert Member
Joined
Sep 10, 2016
Messages
2,759
I actually remember the first time I had sex with a guy....

My myself and this guy who I had been dating for a long while had been battling to have sex for months.
If it was pain, it was dirt - we were both young at the time o we did not know what on earth we were doing.

This particular weekend, we strike gold. He cleans himself out, it doesn't hurt.

We shagged for a while, and I notice, that as usual I am taking an entire age to cum. After about an hour of non-stop shagging I eventually come to climax - at this point I am fighting my own body pains, and a couple of cramps.

I finally came, then promptly black out for a solid 5 minutes.
 
Last edited:
A

AndyC

Senior Member
Joined
Jan 13, 2012
Messages
582
Cold fish sex:

She refused for me to play with her koek, wouldn't let me suck on titties, boring kisser, FA foreplay.

Went in dry, luckily condom was lubed.

Faked an orgasm just to get it over and done with...
 
ice_cubes

ice_cubes

Executive Member
Joined
Mar 24, 2011
Messages
5,162
HunterNW said:
Another one..... Read about this in previous posts.
Had a shag buddy years back. This young lady liked having the lights turned off. So one evening after doing the naughty i went to the bathroom. FCK ! Thought i shagged my d!ck to pieces, was just blood. Looking in the mirror wasn't a pretty sight. Went back to the bedroom and asked het wtf ? She said sorry, she new it was that time but couldn't resist. Last time she visited.
Click to expand...
lol! some guys like that time of the month - says a woman's body is warmer than usual
 
SauRoNZA

SauRoNZA

Honorary Master
Joined
Jul 6, 2010
Messages
47,842
My worst is probably the chick that I had checked out since High School and was my idea of a trophy girlfriend that everyone put on a pedestal for the hotness.

When it finally got down to business she was just bloody awful and underwhelming.
 
Nick333

Nick333

Honorary Master
Joined
Nov 17, 2005
Messages
35,114
SauRoNZA said:
My worst is probably the chick that I had checked out since High School and was my idea of a trophy girlfriend that everyone put on a pedestal for the hotness.

When it finally got down to business she was just bloody awful and underwhelming.
Click to expand...
Starfish?
 
R13...

R13...

Honorary Master
Joined
Aug 4, 2008
Messages
46,547
ice_cubes said:
soooo what do u do in a situation where the guy doesn't cum at all :crying:
Click to expand...
A friend of ours told us once that you stick a finger in his ass and he shoots that load real quick. That's apparently what prostitutes do to keep the line moving along.
 
cavedog

cavedog

Honorary Master
Joined
Oct 19, 2007
Messages
22,655
I have an issue of getting it up. I tried 2 times and failed miserably even closed my eyes and tried imagine my hottest crush but that seemed to make it worse. Thought I wasn't gay but quickly realized nope I'm gay after my experience with uhm a moemfie.... :oops: Alone it's easy to get up but random hookups with new and sometimes good looking guys it's not working. Turns awkward very quickly. :rolleyes:
 
M

mister

Executive Member
Joined
Jul 21, 2008
Messages
9,157
CT_Biker said:
We shag for a while, and I notice, that as usual I am taking an entire age to cum. After about an hour of non-stop shagging I eventually come to climax - at this point I am fighting my own body pains, and a couple of cramps.

I finally cum, then promptly black out for a solid 5 minutes.
Click to expand...

Sounds amazing :p
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top