What was your worst consensual sexual experience?

[HennieWelkom]

I firmly believe there should be mandatory castrations for men who fake orgasms.

 

[Wut]

I firmly believe there should be mandatory castrations for men who fake orgasms.

Don't know how it's actually possible to fake it when a load of baby batter is the end result.

 

[HennieWelkom]

You squirt some vaseline in your hand and pretend it is semen.

 

[Wut]

You squirt some vaseline in your hand and pretend it is semen.

Ewww... Still don't get why any guy would fake it. I've had loads of instances where I couldn't blow my load, but made sure the girl was satisfied and that was it.

 

[CamiKaze]

I was about to cum and I kept the head tight. Due to all the pressure, it shot up in her face . I couldn't stop laughing.

She replied with, "At least I got my facial for the month". She was pissed though.

 

[HennieWelkom]

I was about to cum and I kept the head tight. Due to all the pressure, it shot up in her face . I couldn't stop laughing.

She replied with, "At least I got my facial for the month". She was pissed though.

nothing can compare to spilling your seed on a pretty face

 

[ponder]

Had this 'gf' for less than a month. I tried to kindle an exciting fire but boy did i fail. Big bush (it's ok i can handle the odd pubic hair gag reflex), only missionary, no head. just plain the worst shag ever. There was way more satisfaction in jerking yourself off than shagging her. Thing is I really do feel bad/compassion for her. This was in my younger years and I'm not sure whether her inhibitions were because of some bad sexual experience or the old religious calvinistic guilt trip where sex is dirty and bad for you, bite your lip and suffer through it. The guilt/dirty thing fscked many a women up unfortunately and it still happens to this day. Enjoying sex does not make you a slut or dirty girl as your mom might have implied

Many women are not happy with their own bodies, without any real reason. Ask any guy what they think of their cocks and they will basically boast about them. Ask any woman what they think of their vaginas and unfortunately it's gonna be negative as with the rest of their bodies. It's almost as if they wanna put themselves down. The insecurities are real and the likes of cosmo magazine etc etc are not helping.

 

[Blu82]

Tore a part of the foreskin running length wise from the tip. We had some worrying moments trying to figure out where the blood came from.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

The boyfriend, that I didn't know existed, walking in on us.

Being told in the morning that I needed to get going because the girlfriend I didn't know existed would be home soon.

 

[Craig_]

I have an issue of getting it up. I tried 2 times and failed miserably even closed my eyes and tried imagine my hottest crush but that seemed to make it worse. Thought I wasn't gay but quickly realized nope I'm gay after my experience with uhm a moemfie.... Alone it's easy to get up but random hookups with new and sometimes good looking guys it's not working. Turns awkward very quickly.

Depending on your age that doesn't sound healthy. You might want to see a doctor as there might be underlying problems.

 

[Crowley]

@Akasha - STOP READING NOW

Tore a part of the foreskin running length wise from the tip. We had some worrying moments trying to figure out where the blood came from.

Same experience. So glad I'm not the only one.

After weeks of flirting and hooking up at a club I eventually convinced this stunning girl to come spend the night at my place. We left the club at about 2AM, not too sober but looking forward to a few hours of fun. We were making out and playing a bit when I felt something wet on my bed and as I hold my hand up in the near-darkness I notice what looks like blood on my finger. I stop everything right there and ask her why the hell is she bleeding on my bed. That totally killed if for me so I started getting dressed and after a few moments of stunned silence from her side she also got dressed. Directions to her place was the only words that were spoken on the way to drop her off.

I had a bath when I got home and I noticed something new about my penis, It had a 2cm tear around the foreskin that wasn't there a few hours ago. It turns out while we were making out and playing around she used a bit too much force and I didn't even notice it.

It took me two months to get her to talk to me again and probably thousands of rands worth of gifts before she would let me take her out again.

 

[ice_cubes]

A friend of ours told us once that you stick a finger in his ass and he shoots that load real quick. That's apparently what prostitutes do to keep the line moving along.

 

[Compton_effect]

Post a pic. I once banged a chick who had stitches along her forehead. I never came

Paper or Plastic? (Sorry, sorry. I just had to.)

 

[BrendanMc]

Here's one story, for now....
One evening me and the ex (then she was the wife) had the night to ourselves. Her kids were away with their dad.
We played pool in the dining room, indulged in plenty of whisky, and eventually both were naked. Long story short, i rubbed the cue ball on her moemfie. (Can we say pu$$y ?) The ball slipped in. Fck. I thought it was funny but she started to panick as the ball didn't want to pop out ! Damn, tried to get my fingers in but the ball was all wet and smooth. So after getting her to calm down, relax, she popped it out. That was the end to a kinky evening.

So...Balls deep?

 

[ice_cubes]

any1 had an encounter with a chic who has a protruding clit?

 

[Went_For_Beer]

any1 had an encounter with a chic who has a protruding clit?

Ive seen pics and nope, not for me

 

[Joka69]

Ok, so this isn't really a sexual encounter, but something that happened just before.
Years ago, when I was younger and didn't always think before doing things, my ex used to wax.
She would wax her legs and then also the bikini line as certain women do/ did. Now she would always yelp and wince whenever she was waxing. Now of course one day I decide to open my trap and casually mention that surely it can't be that sore, and she is making a meal of it. So I get "The Look" and she promptly replies by saying "OK, so why don't you try it and then pass comment?".
So being young and dumb I go challenge accepted. Now I'm not a complete idiot, though you might feel differently after reading this, so I am well aware that you do need to trim the hair to a certain extent before waxing. I grab the scissors and trim the pubic bush to an acceptable length.
Now being the village idiot that I am, I had trimmed the bush over a mat in the bathroom. Which of course means there was hair lying all over the floor and on the mat. So rather than try sweep it up, i got the trusty Conti 1400W vacuum cleaner (Yes, I remember the brand very well!).
So after vacuuming up the hair on the floor and mat I had a brain fart. In my deluded mind. I assumed that there would be little bits of cut hair still attached to the remaining bush...and what better way to get rid of said bush by vacuuming it up??? I mean, what could possibly go wrong right??? So I switched the vacuum on, and then started to vacuum up the excess hair. This is where i truly learnt to respect the power of a 1400W vacuum cleaner. That little suction puppy grabbed right testicle faster than a flash of lightning. Have you ever had a ball of paper caught on the end of a vacuum cleaner, and it makes that blocked up sound??? Yeah well this made pretty much the same sound.
Now any other reasonable person would just have switched the vacuum cleaner off. Well, not me, in my panicked state, I tried to pull the vacuum loose. This is where you realise how powerful that suction is. At this point seeing that my nut sack was moments away of being removed in it's entirety, I had the clarity of mind to turn the vacuum off.
After that the waxing was a walk in the park...

Golden!!

 

[Joka69]

Here's one story, for now....
One evening me and the ex (then she was the wife) had the night to ourselves. Her kids were away with their dad.
We played pool in the dining room, indulged in plenty of whisky, and eventually both were naked. Long story short, i rubbed the cue ball on her moemfie. (Can we say pu$$y ?) The ball slipped in. Fck. I thought it was funny but she started to panick as the ball didn't want to pop out ! Damn, tried to get my fingers in but the ball was all wet and smooth. So after getting her to calm down, relax, she popped it out. That was the end to a kinky evening.

Moemfie!! Classic!

 

[Blu82]

@Akasha - STOP READING NOW






Same experience. So glad I'm not the only one.

After weeks of flirting and hooking up at a club I eventually convinced this stunning girl to come spend the night at my place. We left the club at about 2AM, not too sober but looking forward to a few hours of fun. We were making out and playing a bit when I felt something wet on my bed and as I hold my hand up in the near-darkness I notice what looks like blood on my finger. I stop everything right there and ask her why the hell is she bleeding on my bed. That totally killed if for me so I started getting dressed and after a few moments of stunned silence from her side she also got dressed. Directions to her place was the only words that were spoken on the way to drop her off.

I had a bath when I got home and I noticed something new about my penis, It had a 2cm tear around the foreskin that wasn't there a few hours ago. It turns out while we were making out and playing around she used a bit too much force and I didn't even notice it.

It took me two months to get her to talk to me again and probably thousands of rands worth of gifts before she would let me take her out again.

Sex got better after this incident since that torn part was causing some discomfort for me. However looking down and initially thinking you hurt your partner unintentionally is a mood killer

 

[cavedog]

Depending on your age that doesn't sound healthy. You might want to see a doctor as there might be underlying problems.

I'm still relatively youngish. I don't have an issue at home with pornhub though. Maybe my brain just switches it off. I will have to go and have it checked out.