What was your worst consensual sexual experience?

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Emjay said:
Pegging is not the only way. Some men like to be stimulated in that area while having sex as well. You don't need full penetration to experience the benefits.
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Like the age old story of honde licking people's holle.
 
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Emjay said:
I have a very unhealthy addiction in trying to understand what drives female sexuality. Love hearing about other people's experiences. No judgement from me at all. I actually think modern Western society is far harder on men, than women.

Do you meet these ladies on dating apps? I am sure it's like being punched in the stomach after finding out that she is married/engaged. Pretty despicable.
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You did not come forth as being judgemental. We all have our own ‘continues forming’ perspective of others.

No, I have managed to avoid online dating. I have considered it...
 
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Emjay said:
Pegging is not the only way. Some men like to be stimulated in that area while having sex as well. You don't need full penetration to experience the benefits.
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Haven't experienced that yet. I'm afraid I'm going to need a personal demonstration...
 
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Mike Hoxbig said:
Stick a finger in there and play with it while you w@nk. There are many interwebs threads to help you out. Apparently it feels way better than a normal skommel, but I've never tried it myself...
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Ja, right.

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2013, 3 days before my stupid ride, a 1998 golf 1.3 chico, left my ownership, my now fiance went to see a friend of mine in the north west, I remember it was a saturday night on our way back she just mentioned to me she needs the D, urgently!

Knowing how it was back when we started dating, I swear we were uncontrollable animals. So we got off the N4, and made our way down the R511. I tried to stop a few times but there were cops patrolling around, I eventually made a turn on boundary street (just checked it out on google maps) drove a bit down and she attacked me in the car... I couldn't believe she had it in her.

What I didn't notice was we had parked next to some house, a few minutes later, some green light security people show up. They knock on the window asking what is going on, telling us that we had parked private land, so we lied saying we needed to just sleep, long story short they let us go. Later down the road we get stopped by cops, they literally told me to just get a room unless I want to get arrested.
 
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namzsteve said:
2013, 3 days before my stupid ride, a 1998 golf 1.3 chico, left my ownership, my now fiance went to see a friend of mine in the north west, I remember it was a saturday night on our way back she just mentioned to me she needs the D, urgently!

Knowing how it was back when we started dating, I swear we were uncontrollable animals. So we got off the N4, and made our way down the R511. I tried to stop a few times but there were cops patrolling around, I eventually made a turn on boundary street (just checked it out on google maps) drove a bit down and she attacked me in the car... I couldn't believe she had it in her.

What I didn't notice was we had parked next to some house, a few minutes later, some green light security people show up. They knock on the window asking what is going on, telling us that we had parked private land, so we lied saying we needed to just sleep, long story short they let us go. Later down the road we get stopped by cops, they literally told me to just get a room unless I want to get arrested.
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Dressing Room at the Sidewalk Surfer in Fourways...
 
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Quite a few. On my dating spree there were a few interesting situations.
1st: Started seeing a woman. "3rd date" at my place. Lots of wine, ended up in a great night of passion. First thing the next morning, I offered her coffee. She said yes, and asked do I have coconut oil. I said I did, and asked why? She says back, "Its perfect for anal lube"... Whilst I am no prude and have enjoyed butt play before, 7am butt sex with coconut oil wasn't my first thought.
Same girl, different night, had the feared red faced Indian situation happen. I took it in my stride and told her it was no problem....but that night always haunted her after.
2nd: Dated another girl. Beautiful 30yr old. Amazing body. Was the worst sexual experience of my life. She thought foreplay was tickling my arms and scratching my head while I was going down on her. I know I have skill in that department, so trying to remain focussed while being combed like a pooch, was not working well.
3rd: My last long term girlfriend. She intimidated me, purely because I knew she was out of my league, but she was crazy for me. I just could not get nor maintain an erection with her. Eventually got a prescription from my doctor (which later I found out was her doctor too) for Cyalis to overcome the problem. Once that was fixed, I got off the tabs in 2 weeks and had the best year of sex I have ever had.
 
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Wasp_21 said:
Quite a few. On my dating spree there were a few interesting situations.
1st: Started seeing a woman. "3rd date" at my place. Lots of wine, ended up in a great night of passion. First thing the next morning, I offered her coffee. She said yes, and asked do I have coconut oil. I said I did, and asked why? She says back, "Its perfect for anal lube"... Whilst I am no prude and have enjoyed butt play before, 7am butt sex with coconut oil wasn't my first thought.
Same girl, different night, had the feared red faced Indian situation happen. I took it in my stride and told her it was no problem....but that night always haunted her after.
2nd: Dated another girl. Beautiful 30yr old. Amazing body. Was the worst sexual experience of my life. She thought foreplay was tickling my arms and scratching my head while I was going down on her. I know I have skill in that department, so trying to remain focussed while being combed like a pooch, was not working well.
3rd: My last long term girlfriend. She intimidated me, purely because I knew she was out of my league, but she was crazy for me. I just could not get nor maintain an erection with her. Eventually got a prescription from my doctor (which later I found out was her doctor too) for Cyalis to overcome the problem. Once that was fixed, I got off the tabs in 2 weeks and had the best year of sex I have ever had.
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What is a red faced Indian situation?
 
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