What was your worst consensual sexual experience?

Seriously

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@OP:
What about the non consensual sex experiences? If any? Please enlighten us, that could be fun.
 

TheMightyQuinn

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That's actually my ex's.
Mine is an exclusive red baby with swarovski crystals on, made by a top sex toy designer in the UK

No it's not...that's a picture off the internet that you are claiming as your own.

Ag, shame..the smell of desperation is becoming rather overwhelming.
 

Seriously

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No it's not...that's a picture off the internet that you are claiming as your own.

Ag, shame..the smell of desperation is becoming rather overwhelming.
You know her? So Please her then? Jealously makes you jizz in hand?
 
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EMAM

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No it's not...that's a picture off the internet that you are claiming as your own.

Ag, shame..the smell of desperation is becoming rather overwhelming.
Gee, you must be the only one who knew it was a pic off the internet.....well done, you caught me out......I'll have to go into hiding from shame and embarrassment now....

 

EMAM

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Oh dear, here we go.

One gets busted on her usual BS...the other one posts some supposedly inside WhatsApp joke, that's probably just a spelling mistake and now suddenly I'm the problem.

Birds of a feather...
Just where was I "busted"? You the ONLY one who obviously has no sense of humour here.......I mean, really......
 

envo

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OP sounds like he has never been online before. I've never tried either of those and know it's a bad idea
 
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