What would you do with 2 million that you can invest for 1 year?

[Brenden_E]

As per title.

The money will be used after 1 year, that's why there's such a short timeframe. Is it worth it to explore investment options in such a short timeframe or simply leave it in a savings account?

P.S Prefer options that will take the money offshore.

 

[Drifter]

African Bank fixed deposit.

 

[rustypup]

Hookers and blow.

Actually, forget the hookers...

 

[bwana]

MTI seems popular...

 

[KleinBoontjie]

I hear VbS bank gives great returns........well, not to you, but ja...

 

[The_Ogre]

Man who told PE teacher he could multiply money gets 15 years for fraud

https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/south-africa/2020-08-21-man-who-told-pe-teacher-he-could-multiply-money-gets-15-years-for-fraud/

mybroadband.co.za

 

[|tera|]

Hookers and blow.

Actually, forget the hookers...

I don't blow.
I saw a documentary that showed how these coke productions are done,
People literally stomping the "mix" with their bare feet, while wearing protective masks.
Event these "manufacturers" won't use their own product.
Sure, this was South America, but the point remains.

 

[Brenden_E]

Thanks for the suggestions you trolls!

 

[chrisc]

African Bank is a little iffy

Tymebank pays 6% if you have one of their savings plans

 

[Barbarian Conan]

Majority in a fixed deposit, but I think you should put R100 - R200k in an overseas investment. Just in casse.

 

[KleinBoontjie]

Thanks for the suggestions you trolls!

You came trollin' here first, all bragging about your 2mill and all, what you expect

 

[chrisc]

That is what he "hopes" he has. When all is sold and cashed in

 

[zerocool2009]

As per title.

The money will be used after 1 year, that's why there's such a short timeframe. Is it worth it to explore investment options in such a short timeframe or simply leave it in a savings account?

P.S Prefer options that will take the money offshore.

Buy Tesla sales. Its 700% up so far year on year

 

[Nemus]

There's a company in Cyprus.. i'll google and send you a link shortly.

 

[backstreetboy]

African bank fixed deposit and then I'll retire.

 

[Cray]

Hookers and blow.

Actually, forget the hookers...

And waste the rest...

 

[backstreetboy]

There's a company in Cyprus.. i'll google and send you a link shortly.

Your own?

 

[rustypup]

Tymebank pays 6% if you have one of their savings plans

Given predicted market contraction, how does this qualify as an investment?

 

[Brenden_E]

Buy Tesla sales. Its 700% up so far year on year

Dude I just saw the stock price. WTF! It's dangerous to buy on any stock this high though.
If you invested a month ago, you would have doubled your money. Holy hell...

 

[Hamster]

Tymebank pays 6% if you have one of their savings plans

And with the other R1.9 million?