When Pissing at a bar's urinal on a drunken Friday night, do you?

[Mortymoose]

When Pissing at a bar's urinal on a drunken Friday night, do you?

 

[Herr der Verboten]

[x] post on mybroadband.co.za

 

[bwana]

Other - definitely other.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

... Although (1) is pretty funny.

 

[ShaunSA]

1

It's always 1

 

[grok]

5 is often the hardest thing not to do.

Just so all you straight guys know & develop even more phobias..

 

[HunterNW]

Other. Piss, wash hands and leave.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Other. Piss, wash hands and leave.

Minimalist

 

[Agent_Smith]

Ice blocks in the urinal are the best. The challenge is to see how many you can melt.

 

[3WA]

Other: carefully target the sidewall and minimise splashback because the stream of my urine comes out with force equivalent to a water cannon.

 

[Nithan15]

Step number one is make sure you not stepping in piss
Step two beware of the drunken people around incase one loses balances and comes straight at you.

 

[pinball wizard]

Other.

I wait for another patron and share the same urinal as them. I like meeting new people that way.

 

[3WA]

Other.

I wait for another patron and share the same urinal as them. I like meeting new people that way.

I met you in a bar once, late at night. I declined your request to share, and then spent the rest of the evening searching my soul to figure out if *I* was the weird one.

 

[pinball wizard]

I met you in a bar once, late at night. I declined your request to share, and then spent the rest of the evening searching my soul to figure out if *I* was the weird one.

It's only gay if you want it to be.

 

[Scooby_Doo]

 

[The_MAC]

I was once at a Shell Ultra City, toilets were packed, a buss stopped, all the men went to the bathroom, and all of a sudden one guy yelled "Double Up!", the next thing I notice I am sharing a urinal with another dude, I stopped mid-stream, reeled in my hose and bolted..

It happened so quick!

 

[The_MAC]

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Dodgy, dirty little peasants