When someone wants to come and sleepover

Mike Hoxbig

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"Sorry, limited space".

People need to stop being cheap and get a damn hotel room...
 
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Pitbull said:
She's not of an age where she can consent to him posting pics online yet. He will have to ask her folks first...
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i'm going to find your wife on facebook and masturbate to her tonight ;) she is legal right? :p
 
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STS said:
i'm going to find your wife on facebook and masturbate to her tonight ;) she is legal right? :p
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Go for it, should still be a picture of her on here somewhere. She's hot, just way out of your preferred age group though. :eek:
 
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Pitbull said:
Go for it, should still be a picture of her on here somewhere. She's hot, just way out of your preferred age group though. :eek:
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can you PM me links to the photos please, i'm too lazy to search AND fap :p

edit: 29 000 posts, fml :p
 
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/finds forgotten link that STS sent to him

Let the fappening begin!
 
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Pho3nix said:
WTF happened to my invite :mad:
Now my week is already booked off again :(
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If you want to be there, you will be there. We live 20 minutes apart, you don't need 5 hours to visit me :p :D
 
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I live alone.

When someone wants to come and sleepover, first of all, I panic. Then I run the vacuum cleaner over the place (rather superficially). Next I throw the linen into the wash. Then I remember I never did get around to buying spare linen and I now don't have any on the bed until it dries. Then I load the dishwasher, and while that's running, scrub the bathroom. Then just as the place is starting to look vaguely habitable, I'll get a message that they've changed their minds, so I'll leave the pile of tools on the dining room table until later, crack a beer and light the braai.
 
Mike Hoxbig

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Colin62 said:
I live alone.

When someone wants to come and sleepover, first of all, I panic. Then I run the vacuum cleaner over the place (rather superficially). Next I throw the linen into the wash. Then I remember I never did get around to buying spare linen and I now don't have any on the bed until it dries. Then I load the dishwasher, and while that's running, scrub the bathroom. Then just as the place is starting to look vaguely habitable, I'll get a message that they've changed their minds, so I'll leave the pile of tools on the dining room table until later, crack a beer and light the braai.
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Easier to just say no and save yourself the effort... :p
 
Mike Hoxbig

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I.am.Sam said:
you telling me when you go on holiday you book in a hotel ...furk that

i always stay by family

way cheaper
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Yeah always. Don't wanna cramp their style, and don't want them cramping mine. If I wanna walk around naked then I can do so... :p
 
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Colin62 said:
I live alone.

When someone wants to come and sleepover, first of all, I panic. Then I run the vacuum cleaner over the place (rather superficially). Next I throw the linen into the wash. Then I remember I never did get around to buying spare linen and I now don't have any on the bed until it dries. Then I load the dishwasher, and while that's running, scrub the bathroom. Then just as the place is starting to look vaguely habitable, I'll get a message that they've changed their minds, so I'll leave the pile of tools on the dining room table until later, crack a beer and light the braai.
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/makes note to surprise Colin :whistling:

I.am.Sam said:
you telling me when you go on holiday you book in a hotel ...furk that

i always stay by family

way cheaper
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Nee fock I book in. I don't like staying by anybody.
 
I.am.Sam

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Mike Hoxbig said:
Yeah always. Don't wanna cramp their style, and don't want them cramping mine. If I wanna walk around naked then I can do so... :p
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money > walking around naked :D

i stay by my aunt which is better than a hotel :D
 
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