Where did you learn how to kiss?

scotty777

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Well I did start banging at age 6 believe it or not was taken advantage of by 12/14 year old girl she was my neighbor, that is the truth.

She said take down your pants and lay ontop of me

you name is all rather fitting, "dick-g-nomous" :p:p
but have been quite an experience... lol

I myself was a late bloomer... girls at my school were all ugly... so, In std7(grade 9) I started picking up my sisters horse riding friends, was wild!
but i reckon i've made up for lost ground:D. Now that I'm gonna start driving, lifes gonna get soooo much easier(trying to convince my conservative parents that it's "just a friend" is such a mission)
 

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Well I did start banging at age 6 believe it or not was taken advantage of by 12/14 year old girl she was my neighbor, that is the truth.

She said take down your pants and lay ontop of me

And then you woke up...wet dream
 

RichardG

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And then you woke up...wet dream

No man, I have dreams about her. It's like a fantasy I am having and soon I will meet up with her

Scotty - Well best of luck man just remember to use a condom always :0
 

scotty777

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No man, I have dreams about her. It's like a fantasy I am having and soon I will meet up with her

Scotty - Well best of luck man just remember to use a condom always :0

I know, I don't wanna catch something or get a child! my parents would kill me, like own my ass :eek:.
 

RichardG

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I know, I don't wanna catch something or get a child! my parents would kill me, like own my ass :eek:.

Firstly you can not get a child. - What you mean is you do not want to make a girl fall pregnant..

Well it's best that they own your ass now, then you can be mature faster ;)
 

ld13

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Where/When did I learn how to kiss?? I have not learned how to kiss, yet :eek:
 

Kitten

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Teehee, was very young playing doctor doctor ... goodness, I sure hope I have improved from kissing my neighbor in my mothers broom closet :)
 

ld13

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lol, Yay! I'm not alone in the world. :D :eek:

To be technical I did kiss a girl, but it was when I turned ~3yo - does not count imo cause 1) I don't even remember it 2) I was waaay to young 3) It was a plain peck-kiss - just saw the picture few years ago. Might have been photoshopped for all I know.
 

waynegohl

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lol, Yay! I'm not alone in the world. :D :eek:

To be technical I did kiss a girl, but it was when I turned ~3yo - does not count imo cause 1) I don't even remember it 2) I was waaay to young 3) It was a plain peck-kiss - just saw the picture few years ago. Might have been photoshopped for all I know.

the original could have had you kissing granny for all you know.
 

|tera|

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Why, does kissing need teaching?

:rolleyes:

I had a girlfriend that I had sworn at in my mind every time we kissed. Seriously, a lazy kisser is the worst thing in the world. I do all the work, face munching, tongue gymnastics and she goes like this: . . like a baby whale, rofl ;) :D :p
 

DJ...

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Why, does kissing need teaching?

For some, most certainly! I have an ex who had this habit of trying to drown me in her saliva. I might as well have just tilted my head back and let her gob in my mouth. But I have noticed that much like dancing, if one is better at it than their [-]one night stand[/-] partner, the other party tends to learn fairly quickly...
 

DJ...

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:rolleyes:

I had a girlfriend that I had sworn at in my mind every time we kissed. Seriously, a lazy kisser is the worst thing in the world. I do all the work, face munching, tongue gymnastics and she goes like this: . . like a baby whale, rofl ;) :D :p

That's called a lack of passion. I can only imagine how boring the sex was...
 

Inertia

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Kissing is seriously over-rated. Now were you learnt how to pleasure a man/woman is much more interesting..
 

Maelly

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The study of observation.... TV.... then practiced it on my first galfriend ages ago!
 

|tera|

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That's called a lack of passion. I can only imagine how boring the sex was...

She was really into me, she just wasn't very "experienced". Sex, nah, didn't do that ;)
 

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Lack of passion? She was drooling her poor heart out .. shame man ... :p
 
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