I once got so mad, so damn mad, that I poured petrol over my console and set fire to it.
It got a bit out of hand, so I got oven gloves and had to throw it out my window.
I live on the 15th floor of a tower block.
I watched as the flaming console dropped and was sucked into the window of an apartment seven stories down.
That was the worst I've ever done with a console.
I bit one once, but it hurt my teeth, so I got a sledgehammer and pounded the sucker into bits of plastic and circuit board.
It didn't work too well after that, especially as I'd smashed up my game collection with a brick because I couldn't get my way!
Damn, bloody consoles, I think I want to smash my computer now, 'cos it's not doing what I want, DAMMIT !
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