Who's really wearing the pants (or buying them)?

[greg0205]

So here's my question... Are skinny jeans a fashion statement you, providing you're a man, make for yourself or does your SO choose them for you?
For the life of me I cannot understand why a man would buy them. If you're a teenage hipster, emo, skate rat and you need the ankles of your jeans tight to keep them falling right off, not just past your ass, perhaps... Although you probably have bigger issues than skinny jeans in that situation anyway. Do I need to know you inherited your mother's tiny ankles? Do I need to see all of your designer shoes including the laces? No. Why would you do this to yourself? Why?
I have to add I'm also over every pretty woman I see ruining everything by wearing them... Next time your SO asks if those jeans make her ass look big, point out that a fashion item that makes one end look like the point of a needle and the other end look like, well, her ass, makes that question rhetorical.
Mini rant over and back to the question... Who is actually buying these April fool's clown pants? If it's you, why, sweet lord why? If it isn't, isn't the fight and sulk when you say "NO!" worth having, just so you can hold onto you dignity?

 

[cerebus]

I wish I could rock the skinnies but my legs would look like a string of sausages.

 

[d0b33]

If you can't wear em, don't knock em... I find them sexy on men and women.

 

[Stickfigure]

I wear skinny jeans. I'm tall and slim so they fit nicely and I look good in them. I'm not an emo/hipster/skater.

 

[Pooky]

Depends who's wearing them. I see some guys who area bit on the flab side and they look terrible in these things. Other people look fine.

 

[biometrics]

How skinny is skinny? Like tight all the way?

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Skinny is OK, until you get those idiot who don't realize it doesn't suit their build.

Walking around with X legs and schit

 

[copacetic]

I ended up with a pair.

Holy **** were they hard to get on.

I don't wear them anymore.

 

[biometrics]

I ended up with a pair.

Holy **** were they hard to get on.

I don't wear them anymore.

Oh right. A friend of mine wore them in the 90's but ended up a heroin addict.

So beware!

 

[kimimaro]

Men wearing skinny jeans should be locked up. Isnt the dick uncomfortable in those jeans

 

[bwana]

Uber skinny jeans . . . just one [uncomfortable] step away from meggings and a murse.

 

[MickeyD]

Men wearing skinny jeans should be locked up. Isnt the dick uncomfortable in those jeans

Not if you buy the jeans from the Men's Department...

 

[MickeyD]

Acceptable:

NOT Acceptable:

 

[copacetic]

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Griz]

I think greg is a bit jelly that he's a little too large to fit into skinnies

 

[xrapidx]

Not if you buy the jeans from the Men's Department...

They won't be in the real men's department.

 

[cerebus]

Not acceptable:

Acceptable:

 

[Nicci]

I wear skinny jeans, it's kinda the only jeans that fits properly. I also only wear Guess jeans, as they fit very comfy and good quality.

 

[mercurial]

Not for men. The only men that wear them or want to are hipster douches. Probably own iPhones as well

 

[Pooky]

Not acceptable:

Acceptable:

Pretty much this.