Who's really wearing the pants (or buying them)?

[bwana]

Not for men. The only men that wear them or want to are hipster douches. Probably own iPhones as well

Only phone slim enough to still fit in the pockets… of course sitting with it in the pocket is ill-advised.

 

[biometrics]

Only phone slim enough to still fit in the pockets… of course sitting with it in the pocket is ill-advised.

But is it accessible or do you need to drop your pants to take a call?

 

[bwana]

But is it accessible or do you need to drop your pants to take a call?

I think bluetooth is the only viable option.

 

[greg0205]

Not acceptable:

Everywhere I went this weekend!

I wear skinny jeans, it's kinda the only jeans that fits properly. I also only wear Guess jeans, as they fit very comfy and good quality.

No one in sight!

 

[biometrics]

I think bluetooth is the only viable option.

Ouch.

 

[HavocXphere]

What gets me is the length of the jeans in shops. I'm well above average height and yet the are way too long. I suspect one would need to be well over 2m tall for the length to fit.

 

[bwana]

What gets me is the length of the jeans in shops. I'm well above average height and yet the are way too long. I suspect one would need to be well over 2m tall for the length to fit.

When I buy my jeans I check the waist and leg measurements are right.

 

[greg0205]

When I buy my jeans I check the waist and leg measurements are right.

^ This. And when asking for a boot leg cut I have been know to ask for... Dare I say it in this day and age... Flared jeans.

 

[bwana]

^ This. And when asking for a boot leg cut I have been know to ask for... Dare I say it in this day and age... Flared jeans.

Hippie.

 

[greg0205]

Hippie.

 

[Celine]

if i ask if my a$$ looks big in these pants, the answer had better be yes otherwise............there will be murder and you know she wrote it.

 

[HavocXphere]

if i ask if my a$$ looks big in these pants, the answer had better be yes otherwise............there will be murder and you know she wrote it.

Much respect to your hubby. Anyone answering that question with a yes carts his balls around in a wheelbarrow.

When I buy my jeans I check the waist and leg measurements are right.

I try to, but its difficult still. If I go to a woolies it seems like all the jeans are like that. Waist fits, legs way too long. While not particularly fit, shape wise I am the de facto standard all these companies would be aiming at (tall, slim etc) so I don't understand why nothing fits length wise.

^ This. And when asking for a boot leg cut I have been know to ask for... Dare I say it in this day and age... Flared jeans.

Totally legit...as long as you wear construction boots.

 

[cerebus]

What gets me is the length of the jeans in shops. I'm well above average height and yet the are way too long. I suspect one would need to be well over 2m tall for the length to fit.

I'm below average height but quite stocky. I basically have to get jeans cut down to fit me and it never quite looks right. :/

Anyway that's my woes.

 

[Pho3nix]

Not acceptable:

Acceptable:

Good to know I gall in the acceptable category.
Where'd you find my pic btw?


/kidding

 

[Singal]

if i ask if my a$$ looks big in these pants, the answer had better be yes otherwise............there will be murder and you know she wrote it.

The correct way for a man to answer this question.
Her: Does my ass look big in this?
Him: Do I look stupid?

 

[Nerfherder]

I wear skinny jeans. I'm tall and slim so they fit nicely and I look good in them. I'm not an emo/hipster/skater.

Hate to be the one to tell you but you are a hipster.

Wayfarers ?
Douche hat ?
Chucks ?
Vintage shirt ?



Uh hu...

 

[TehStranger]

No idea how guys fit into these things.

I'm pretty tall and have a slim to medium build, and not a chance in hell can I get these things on (despite much trying just to see what the fuss was about). Tried a size larger, still couldn't manage. I can imagine my junk would feel like it was in a trash compactor if I did finally manage to get them on, why would anyone want that? :erm:

That being said, I've seen them look good on some ladies who have the figure for em.

 

[I.am.Sam]

skinny jeans are actually for skinny people

brings out an a$$ in girls with no a$$

 

[Stickfigure]

Hate to be the one to tell you but you are a hipster.

Wayfarers ?
Douche hat ?
Chucks ?
Vintage shirt ?



Uh hu...

Hahahaha I am the furthest thing from a hipster.

I'd say I probably fall closest to the skater mould. I'm not an emo as I don't have black died hair and constantly complain about how sucky my life is. I'm not a hipster as I despise them and my friends and I constantly hate on them. I do wear Vans and Supergas a long with straight peak caps. So yeah.

 

[Pho3nix]

Guess I fall into the hipster category but only because I love sweaters, great fitting jeans(bootleg) and t-shirts. Some collared on occasion.
Vans are my daily bread but moving more into the "baller" category now of late