Why gold is the best colour for a Polo.

[Rouxenator]

Yes folks, its time again for a lesson in Polo Stylin'. In the past we have covered topics such as chrome door handles and duct tape mirrors but today we focus on something much more important - Polo paint colour selection!

Since your Polo will spend a lot of time alone, next to the road, with the hazards on... you might want to pic a colour that goes nicely with the orange flashing hazards. Seen here is a brilliant combination of gold with hazard orange - now that is VAGilicous

 

[Pooky]

Shweet ma lanie. Where are the lekker rims ey bru!

 

[Rouxenator]

Ja - those wieldoppe is not the nicest thing but then again, if your car spends so much time next to the road you don't want people stealing the most reliable parts right off it (tha schweet mags)

 

[Keeper]

/waits for new rouxenator target - what's he going to try terminate next? Tennis balls? Vending Machines? The Breefcase market or Silver Toasters?

.....lets wait and see....

 

[Rouxenator]

Silver Toasters you say.... interesting. I did see an Eos drive by the other day, does that count ?

 

[porn$tar]

/waits for punchline...

 

[JK8]

Well I see you showing off your queer eye to us straight guys...
Maybe you can help this oke, might be a cousin off yours...
I advised maybe a VW badge might help, but I think its long gone...

 

[SlinkyMike]

Ja - those wieldoppe is not the nicest thing but then again, if your car spends so much time next to the road you don't want people stealing the most reliable parts right off it (tha schweet mags)

...so I'm not imagining it - the wheels (rims dawg!) are in fact spray painted?
:erm:

 

[Brawler]

Well I see you showing off your queer eye to us straight guys...
Maybe you can help this oke, might be a cousin off yours...
I advised maybe a VW badge might help, but I think its long gone...

LOL

 

[UtterNutter]

Since your Polo will spend a lot of time alone, next to the road, with the hazards on...

Funny guy.

 

[Stokstert]

Beware of golden Opiels, it might be a white one slightly discolored by the "drol" inside it.

 

[W@P]

I don't get the 1st post ?

 

[Pitbull]

Well I see you showing off your queer eye to us straight guys...
Maybe you can help this oke, might be a cousin off yours...
I advised maybe a VW badge might help, but I think its long gone...

I'm sorry.....


But this post FK'NG KILLED ME ROFLMAO !

 

[Rouxenator]

Well I see you showing off your queer eye to us straight guys...
Maybe you can help this oke, might be a cousin off yours...
I advised maybe a VW badge might help, but I think its long gone...

Buddy, it's the bi eye - remember that

But sorry, I don't know anyone or anything in the UK - which seems to be where you steal all your pictures from (ever hear of a thing called a camera?). You do know that car names can start with something other than a V? Yep - does not have to be Vauxhall or Volkswagen all the time

The thing is, see so many broken down VWs next to the road that I try to turn a sad and boring (cause lets face, VAGs are boring) occurrence into something light harted and funny - like this thread

I honestly have no clue what your stolen Vauxhall pics have to do with it ?

 

[Solidus]

Thread of the day for me, I cant stop laughing!

 

[Rouxenator]

Thread of the day for me, I cant stop laughing!

My alter ego is a cyberclown