Why Ramaphosa’s Phala Phala dollars were stuffed in a sofa

[Shaun Jacobs]

Why Ramaphosa’s Phala Phala dollars were stuffed in a sofa

The South African Reserve Bank's report into the Phala Phala matter has been made public, revealing why $580,000 was moved from a safe and stuffed into a sofa.

 

[B-1]

 

[RedViking]

These people are good at telling stories. Clowns.

 

[6spdmanual]

Acting lodge manager at President Ramaphosa’s Phala Phala Wildlife, Dumisani Sylvester Ndlovu, moved $580,000 from the sale of buffalo to a sofa from the farm’s safe “for fear of some being stolen”.

Saved you a click.

 

[B-1]

These people are good at telling stories. Clowns.

The worst part is that their cover story is that the president defrauded someone. That sounds worse than the original charge.

 

[dualmeister]

OK the Government says that everything is OK.
Move on. Nothing to see here.

 

[Jam Sandwich]

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ANC playbook....

 

[RedViking]

I asked ChatGPT to help me explain to the public how 500 million dollars got into my couch and then stolen.

The money was set aside for a confidential government project aimed at economic development, and it was stored in the sofa as a precautionary measure due to security concerns. The theft was an elaborate heist by members from the DA who somehow gained access to the classified informatio to discredit our administration. They orchestrated the theft to manipulate public opinion and undermine the credibility of our government economic initiatives set asside help uplift those who were victims of the oppressor.

 

[Went_For_Beer]

Saved you a click.

And then went on holiday for 2 months

 

[LCBXX]

Good to know Daily Investor counts itself as one the ANC Government's propaganda arms.

 

[Enzo Matrix]

Untouchable

 

[Harmonic]

Am I the only one who thinks the reason the reserve bank gave is legit?

I've used a similar argument to defer tax due to SARS in some circumstances

 

[Jan van Riebeeckstad]

Why Ramaphosa’s Phala Phala dollars were stuffed in a sofa

The South African Reserve Bank's report into the Phala Phala matter has been made public, revealing why $580,000 was moved from a safe and stuffed into a sofa.

Have you ever slept on a bed made from money?

Of course not, you probably follow the investment advice in your articles.

If you did you would understand why you stuff your sofa with cash.

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

maybe the Tokoloshe would get to the floor mounted safe?

 

[PaulGherkin]

Saved you a click.

Knew it was a BS story, didn't click... just came here for the lulz

 

[FiestaST]

It’s been a while pal.

 

[Enzo Matrix]

You cant make this sht up

 

[theratman]

It’s been a while pal.

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[Bliksis]

These people are good at telling stories. Clowns.

That's not a good story at all

 

[Bliksis]

Good to know Daily Investor counts itself as one the ANC Government's propaganda arms.

They don't have it in them to count themselves as anything. If they do manage to do so, it's purely by accident.