Why Ramaphosa’s Phala Phala dollars were stuffed in a sofa

These people are good at telling stories. Clowns.

The worst part is that their cover story is that the president defrauded someone. That sounds worse than the original charge.
 
OK the Government says that everything is OK.
Move on. Nothing to see here.
 
I asked ChatGPT to help me explain to the public how 500 million dollars got into my couch and then stolen.

The money was set aside for a confidential government project aimed at economic development, and it was stored in the sofa as a precautionary measure due to security concerns. The theft was an elaborate heist by members from the DA who somehow gained access to the classified informatio to discredit our administration. They orchestrated the theft to manipulate public opinion and undermine the credibility of our government economic initiatives set asside help uplift those who were victims of the oppressor.
 
Good to know Daily Investor counts itself as one the ANC Government's propaganda arms.
 
Am I the only one who thinks the reason the reserve bank gave is legit?

I've used a similar argument to defer tax due to SARS in some circumstances
 
Good to know Daily Investor counts itself as one the ANC Government's propaganda arms.
They don't have it in them to count themselves as anything. If they do manage to do so, it's purely by accident.
 
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