Well thanks to Telkoms Transparent proxy, being ^&*$%#(ed up, YET AGAIN, I can't even browse local.
If telkom wants to FORCE me to use a proxy server, by doing it transparently, AT LEAST LET IT FLIPPEN WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD
When it doesn't work.. CHANGE YOUR FLIPPEN FIREWALLS TO ALLOW US TO USE THE &*%&$#%(ING INTERNET WHEN YOUR NETWORK IS MESSED UP BEYOND CONTROL!!!!!!!!!
Ok, now I feel a little better... Time to call support and go scream on them again.