Mid level ANC functionary.
A small palace on a golf course, a black Bentayga with gangster tints, blue light thugs to drive me to the chicken shop on a whim, ribbon-cutting ceremonies on latrines for the poors, SAA Business to Moscow or Guangzhou whenever I feel like it, endless naps in Parliament when I deign to turn up and an array of bison-sized women.
Life of Riley...