Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

[mercurial]

PORTLAND, Ore. - The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing.

Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

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[Maelly]

Go granny

 

[Pizza]

HE TORE FREE?

 

[xistenz]

Why was the dude naked???

 

[Slaine73]

Why was the dude naked???

That is what I also want to know. I mean it just doesn't make sense, and I mean the obvious reason is just too sick to contemplate.....

 

[medicnick83]

Only in America! hahahahaha... we don't need G Bush... we have the rest of the country as entertainment!

 

[gregmcc]

The man tore free and fled

Ouchhh!!!! Water is starting to stream from my eyes!

 

[Slaine73]

Ouchhh!!!! Water is starting to stream from my eyes!

I must say while reading that part I had to change my position in blind sympathy....

 

[shadowfox]

Shame ... he got set a $110,000 bail. They should give him a break - he already went through a tear-able experience

 

[Bravestar]

LOL, what a idiot! The level of stupidity should never underestimated...

 

[antowan]

Shame ... he got set a $110,000 bail. They should give him a break - he already went through a tear-able experience

LMAO!!!!! ROFL!!!!

 

[porn$tar]

He had to tear himself free? Not bad grip for an 88 year old.

 

[Slaine73]

Hey never underestimate an old lady. Maybe she haven't seen one in quite some time and wanted to hold on for more. Maybe she hates all males and put all 88 years of hate and disgruntlement in that grip.

 

[porn$tar]

Now available in stores: GI Granny with authentic kung fu grip...

 

[Slaine73]

Now available in stores: GI Granny with authentic kung fu grip...

LOL

 

[R/SGT]

Go Granny

Advise for women

When possible grab twist pull

Then go and find something heavy to finish the job

 

[Slaine73]

Go Granny

Advise for women

When possible grab twist pull (till don't want to go further, then yank very hard)

Then go and find something heavy to finish the job

 

[vrapt0r]

Ouch