Woman arrested for battery after poking boyfriend in groin with her sex toy

[mercurial]

TREASURE ISLAND — A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.

Kimberly Lynn Calvert, 45, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of simple battery.

Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales, with whom she has been living for five months, then "began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.

Gonzalez called 911.

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Funny that this took place in an area called "Treasure Island" :erm:

 

[Keeper]

Kimberly Lynn Calvert, 45, of 11875 3rd St. E, Apt. 4, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of simple battery.

Yes! good! that's what you get for charging it with simple batteries, and not proper duracells!

 

[Serqet]

Bwhahahahahahaha what a sissy!!!!!

 

[sleez]

Bwhahahahahahaha what a sissy!!!!!

+1

 

[porn$tar]

She clearly didn't read the box, "battery not included".

 

[Devill]

Only in TREASURE ISLAND

 

[Budza]

OIA.

Well,

Only in TREASURE ISLAND

Beat me to it