Woman gives up on men and marries her dog

mercurial

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After deducing that the perfect man simply does not exist, Wilhelmina Morgan Callaghan, 43, tied-the-knot to an Irish charmer called Henry. Henry, just so happens to be an eight-year-old Yorkshire terrier.

Ms Callaghan is celebrating her eighth wedding anniversary to Cork-born Henry – who is blessed with a perky personality, big, dark eyes and soft, brown hair – on November 20. She calls him her ‘king,’ and praises his unfailing loyalty, claiming a man has never offered her the same level of support or kindness.

‘Things have fallen apart somewhat since we married in 2009,’ said Wilhelmina, of Northern Ireland. ‘I lost my job in a morgue, so was forced to become a freelance embalmer, there is not much money in that, and then my house flooded. ‘But Henry has been great throughout – he is so loyal. I call him ‘Ri’ which means ‘King’ in ancient Gaelic, because he is like a king – my king.’
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evilstebunny

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Lol at how they predicted the gays would resort to this first..

Oh wait, or was that goats? :whistling: :crylaugh:
 

Jase

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I was going to post something about getting knotted ... but nah.
 
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