Woman Hospitalized After Sex Toy Mishap

mercurial

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LEXINGTON PARK, Md. — A Saint Mary's County Maryland woman was hospitalized after she was injured in an accident over the weekend involving a sex toy.

TheBayNet.com confirms that authorities received a call from a man who said his partner was injured after he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade and used it on her.

Rescue crews responded and found a woman severely wounded and bleeding.

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superB

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Er.... A saw blade? People like that contaminate the gene pool and deserve to accidentaly kill themselves (while using a saw blade during sex).

A saw blade? During sex? WTF :/
 

killadoob

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Yikes i have heard of rough but wow this is taking it to a new level :).
 

The_Unbeliever

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Not to sound stupid, but what exactly is a saw blade???

a saw is a thing with which you saw wood or iron.

something like this

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Keeper

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damn I need to get more kinky, haven't even started involving normal toys on my woman yet, never mind power saws....

I wish I was more like doob.....
 

Macaranga

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Reminds me of a limerick :

There was a young lady from Beale
Whose **** was made of blue steel.
She got her thrills
From pneumatic drills
And off-centre emery wheels.

Dave.
 

EchoZA

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May I be the 1st to say...

Photo's or it didn't happen :D

Sorry could not resist!
 
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