Woman Hospitalized After Sex Toy Mishap

[mercurial]

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. — A Saint Mary's County Maryland woman was hospitalized after she was injured in an accident over the weekend involving a sex toy.

TheBayNet.com confirms that authorities received a call from a man who said his partner was injured after he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade and used it on her.

Rescue crews responded and found a woman severely wounded and bleeding.

FAIL

 

[The_Unbeliever]

<Spock left eyebrow impression>
</Spock left eyebrow impression>

 

[superB]

Er.... A saw blade? People like that contaminate the gene pool and deserve to accidentaly kill themselves (while using a saw blade during sex).

A saw blade? During sex? WTF :/

 

[killadoob]

Yikes i have heard of rough but wow this is taking it to a new level .

 

[Veroland]

Darwin must be spinning in his grave ATM

 

[alisiaoh]

Not to sound stupid, but what exactly is a saw blade???

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Not to sound stupid, but what exactly is a saw blade???

a saw is a thing with which you saw wood or iron.

something like this

 

[Devill]

WTF?! They walk among us!

 

[Veroland]

Not to sound stupid, but what exactly is a saw blade???

A sabre saw is like a jigsaw but more powerful

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabre_Saw

 

[Geriatrix]

Go natural selection!

 

[alisiaoh]

A sabre saw is like a jigsaw but more powerful

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabre_Saw

Well now if you are stupid enough to use something like that i hope you take yourself out.....

 

[Keeper]

damn I need to get more kinky, haven't even started involving normal toys on my woman yet, never mind power saws....

I wish I was more like doob.....

 

[Veroland]

I have a table saw, I wonder if my woman would fall for that?

 

[Macaranga]

Reminds me of a limerick :

There was a young lady from Beale
Whose **** was made of blue steel.
She got her thrills
From pneumatic drills
And off-centre emery wheels.

Dave.

 

[Kilgore_Trout_Redux]

Sounds like a mishsp on a dodgy porn set. Surely nobody would do this themselves.

 

[EchoZA]

May I be the 1st to say...

Photo's or it didn't happen

Sorry could not resist!

 

[Ænema]

Sounds like a mishsp on a dodgy porn set. Surely nobody would do this themselves.

Or SAW 6?

 

[krycor]

Maybe he watched hostel..