World Cup Jokes

Juggy

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Q: What do you call a New Zealander at the RWC final?
A: Ref.


Q: How do you get a champagne cork back into the bottle?
A: Ask any All Black Supporter


Q. What do you call 30 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final?
A. The Wallabies and The All Blacks


Q: What's the difference between the Aussies and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.


Q: Have you heard about the new All Black and Wallaby bra?
A: Plenty support and no cup.


Q: What's the difference between an All Black and an arsonist?
A: An arsonist wouldn't waste five matches


Graeme Henry takes out the All Blacks for training and tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.


Q: Why aren't All Blacks allowed to own dogs?
A: Because they can't hold onto a lead.
 
Q: Whos going to win the RWC 2007
A: England

Hahahahahahahah! :D
 
Did you know that all drinks in NZL and AUS are served in a bottle?

They don't have any cups...
:rolleyes:
 
any of you part ausi or NZlender ?
Cuz then i would understand your fustrations ... not
I'm (SA) still in the running for the cup !!!

and how does that make you feel? :rolleyes:
 
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