King of de Jungle
- Mar 17, 2005
I am compiling my evil plan right now...
you may now proceed to soil yourselves!Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Next, you must sabotoge the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must release your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.