You guys better look out!!!

LazyLion

King of de Jungle
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Mar 17, 2005
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I am compiling my evil plan right now...

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must release your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
you may now proceed to soil yourselves! :cool:
 

RichardG

Honorary Master
Joined
Apr 6, 2005
Messages
11,667
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your doomsday device, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.
w00t
 

stix

Expert Member
Joined
Aug 11, 2005
Messages
3,281
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your unholy weapon, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
 

gifs

Expert Member
Joined
Mar 1, 2007
Messages
1,429
Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to bite their nails, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the white house. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.
 

dablakmark8

Honorary Master
Joined
Feb 28, 2005
Messages
14,195
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a superman. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.



fkit i laughed at my own insanity
 

pete

Expert Member
Joined
Feb 19, 2007
Messages
1,096
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a senator. This will cause the world to choke on their food, terrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
 

DeadCore

Expert Member
Joined
Nov 13, 2008
Messages
3,996
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
 

DeadCore

Expert Member
Joined
Nov 13, 2008
Messages
3,996
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a town mascot. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?


Stage Two
Next, you must poison the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your plague of doom, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.
 

Keeper

Honorary Master
Joined
Mar 29, 2008
Messages
23,588
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, baffled by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must demonstrate your armageddon clock, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
 

ToxicBunny

Honorary Master
Joined
Apr 8, 2006
Messages
82,385
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison new york. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your unholy weapon, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.





Its a bit small scale, but the system doesn't let me go big enough.
 

CrzWaco

Expert Member
Joined
Jul 21, 2008
Messages
2,048
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your armageddon clock, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

Mwhaha
 
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