Your most petty reasons to not date a girl

[TelkomUseless]

Lol did she at least sign the correct words.

think so, can't remember. Was about 16 years ago...

 

[Mars]

I shaved my friends eyebrows while he was sleeping. He was really surprised but you couldn't tell..

Facebook status = GO!

 

[SoulTax]

I once halted my pursuit of a girl because one of her boobs were smaller than the other. Others might think of one being bigger than the other, but I guess I am just a glass half empty kinda guy when it comes to the mammaries.

 

[Arthur]

Too rich and too beautiful. Recipe for disaster.

 

[F1 Fan]

I once halted my pursuit of a girl because one of her boobs were smaller than the other. Others might think of one being bigger than the other, but I guess I am just a glass half empty kinda guy when it comes to the mammaries.

How much smaller? visibly with a top on?

 

[doubletrouble]

I once halted my pursuit of a girl because one of her boobs were smaller than the other. Others might think of one being bigger than the other, but I guess I am just a glass half empty kinda guy when it comes to the mammaries.

Apparently all girls has this problem... but if it is noticeable it then you are correct... kick her to the curb lol

 

[WaxLyrical]

For her it would also be a deal breaker to date loser soccer supporters?

 

[doubletrouble]

For her it would also be a deal breaker to date loser soccer supporters?

Liverpool is still the most successful club in the English top flight.

 

[SoulTax]

Apparently all girls has this problem... but if it is noticeable it then you are correct... kick her to the curb lol

She hid it well when the top was on, it is when the top is off that the diffarens comes. Seriously though, I couldn't motorboat the ladies. One of my cheeks just didn't have a purchase. She was a perfectly nice girl, I just saw a blaring genetic problem and ran for the hills.

 

[SoulTax]

Liverpool is still the most successful club in the English top flight.

And the Romans still hold the record for the largest European conquering empire. Doesn't change the fact that they are shyte now.

 

[icyrus]

Liverpool is still the most successful club in the English top flight.

That's a stretch to say the least.

 

[MickeyD]

Nostril hair

 

[nevadayz]

Annoying laugh/voice.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I was 18, she was 14. Followed me around everywhere.

Of course, today it would be another story

Off course today it would be another story...you happily date 14 year olds now.

 

[TelkomUseless]

She hid it well when the top was on, it is when the top is off that the diffarens comes. Seriously though, I couldn't motorboat the ladies. One of my cheeks just didn't have a purchase. She was a perfectly nice girl, I just saw a blaring genetic problem and ran for the hills.

Motorboating ftw!!!

And yea.. if she doesn't have enough boob to satisfy motorboating fun , then it's doooooomed!!

 

[AlphaBravo]

Her father is a dominee...sunday lunch would just be difficult

 

[Sparkz0629]

Unpretty hands...

 

[Hosehead]

Period smell

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Period smell

Are you a midget?

 

[Hosehead]

I never get why girls do this! They shave their eyebrows and then draw it back with eye pencil/ liner what ever the hell you call it

Faye Dunaway Brows- first seen as Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest