Your most petty reasons to not date a girl

[Merlin]

Inverted nips....they must be poppin man

+ 1!

On that note, atypically dark or oversized areolae will show my otherwise minimalistic shallow side.

 

[marine1]

1. Smelly box
2. Too many tatoos
3. Small hands and short people - freaks me the **** out.
4. Too much weight.

 

[biometrics]

Inverted nips....they must be poppin man

A baby sorts that out.

 

[tsume]

yeah well dating a liverpool supporter will always lead to broken promises

And here I thought Liverpool supporters never walk alone

 

[tsume]

Off course today it would be another story...you happily date 14 year olds now.

Who wouldn't?

 

[ponder]

Annoying squeaky voice, fat/cellulite (more than average), hairy lip, hairy kitty, being without intellect/intelligence, being a bimbo.

 

[Hamster]

Annoying squeaky voice, fat/cellulite (more than average), hairy lip, hairy kitty, being without intellect/intelligence, being a bimbo.

This.

But the thing that pisses me off the most and makes me do a 180 is if they are extra high maintenance and/or expect to be treated like royalty.

And then there is the immaturity: "I am so random" etc. It makes me want to hurt somebody

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

This.

But the thing that pisses me off the most and makes me do a 180 is if they are extra high maintenance and/or expect to be treated like royalty.

And then there is the immaturity: "I am so random" etc. It makes me want to hurt somebody

Chris Brown up in this motherf***er.

 

[STS]

I hate humanity.

 

[gdot]

This girl used to spell "ciao" as "chow" in sms'es. Couldn't live with it.

 

[bromster]

This girl used to spell "ciao" as "chow" in sms'es. Couldn't live with it.

This. Plus when they try to use big words or phrases that they don't understand and can't pronounce correctly.

 

[WaxLyrical]

Second toe extends way past the big toe and resembles a little potato chip.
In fact ugly toes in general is a real turn off.

When her g string sticks out of her jeans and looks like its her favorite pair which has been worn often.its usually a dirty pink colour.

 

[maumau]

Stopped dating a guy because he's dof and he likes james blunt

Bad taste in music is a no go.

 

[MickeyD]

I hate humanity.

Humanity reciprocates...

 

[bromster]

Beautiful Dawn... tap tap tap

 

[Grant]

Shaven eyebrows...

Monobrow

 

[Grant]

Her tits was cone shaped.. And she smelled of egg, the whole time.

Her tits smelt of egg ??

 

[Grant]

1. Smelly box
2. Too many tatoos
3. Small hands and short people - freaks me the **** out.
4. Too much weight.

So a 4 foot, 100kg woman with dwarf hands & stinkibox would have you running to the closest railway lines

 

[AthenianOwl]

Fugly toes (Amputate them or bye) , yellow teeth (uproot them or bye) and huge boobs (reduce them or bye).

 

[CamiKaze]

Fugly toes and yellow teeth.

+1