Your most petty reasons to not date a girl

Cube3

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Most petty.... she was too heavy for my tastes. There was another one who tried to pick me up at a bar with her mother... that was just weird.

Then I got setup on a blind date once with a "really nice girl" and when I met her she had some kind of spinal deformity and looked like a hunchback.... that freaked me out and I ran for the hills. (About 10 years ago).
 

crysis

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Fat, bad breath, yellow teeth, badly dressed, smelly bearded clam, stupid, boring.... Oh wait, they aren't petty, they are all fairly valid.
 

Aghori

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A deal breaker for me is getting to know the girl then making out after a few dates and finding out she has a bigger penis than you, and her name was previously Mark.
 

Merlin

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She as a whole. I.E. everything part of me that touched her, smelt like egg afterwards..

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Sensorei

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Nice girl but she was a serious ginger. Had freckles to match her hair. Sorry, not in my gene pool.
 

thestaggy

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It is all about the teeth. Have dodgy looking teeth and I'm gone.

Others include;
- Bad breath
- Aversion to wearing dresses and those hot shorts. I don't mind a tomboyish girl, but wear something feminine, please.
- Suspect laugh.
 
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ShaunSA

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A deal breaker for me is getting to know the girl then making out after a few dates and finding out she has a bigger penis than you, and her name was previously Mark.

This seems to happen fairly often with you :erm:
 

Maverick Jester

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  • Any misunderstanding with the concepts of hygiene and grooming.
  • Skew teeth. Sorry, I have perfectly straight teeth, I demand parity :p
  • Old-looking hands. Creeps the hell out of me.
  • Being superficial and/or possessing the conversational ability of cardboard box.

Don't think I am too bad...
 

WaxLyrical

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Would you guys date a chick with a hairy muff, like all women from 1984 going back to the beginning of time?
:D
 

thestaggy

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Would you guys date a chick with a hairy muff, like all women from 1984 going back to the beginning of time?
:D

Sorry, but it has to be tidy down there. When it comes to those ''matters'' I am in carnivore mode, not herbivore mode. :p :eek:
 
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